That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Christian Slater is officially off the market!
The Nymphomaniac star and his girlfyyy of three years, Brittany Lopez, tied the knot during a quickie ceremony Monday at a courthouse in Florida!
After the simple "I do's", the man and wife asked a court clerk snap the (above) photo of them!
The duo celebrated their engagement in February and had originally planned to have a small ceremony later in the year, but it looks like couldn't wait!
This is the second marriage for the father of two—and we're thinking this love re-do is gonna last!
We wish this adorbz newlywed couple a huge congratz!
[Image via Christian Slater]