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The Pope Has Been Sneaking Out Of The Vatican At Night To Do What?!?

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Alright. It’s official. Pope Francis is the coolest pope EVAH!!!

Not only has he kinda sorta stuck up for gay rights AND made us gush at his way with kids, his latest move just upped his cool factor by like, a million!

Turns out, the Pontiff has been secretly sneaking out of the Vatican at night in disguise!

Relax, he’s not heading out on the streets of Rome to party his holy ass off. He’s actually dressing as a regular priest to meet and serve the homeless!

ZOMG! How cool is that?!

Pope Francis tried his best to keep his late-night volunteer work under wraps because he’s not one for publicity. In fact, he’s done away with just about all of the fanfare of his predecessor Pope Benedict XVI!

No more fancy red leather loafers.

No more golden-threaded robes.

And instead of the ornate throne, Pope Francis prefers to sit on a simple wooden chair!

All of those changes have given the Holy Father the nickname, “The Pope of the Poor.”

We rather call him Pope Awesome the First!

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22 comments to “The Pope Has Been Sneaking Out Of The Vatican At Night To Do What?!?”



  1. 1

    The Vatican owns the property & building of Europa Multiclub, Rome's largest Gay Bathhouse complex, incidentally, the Vatican's most luxurious Bishop's penthouse apartments are on on the top floors of the Gay Bathhouse complex…quite convenient.

  2. whaaaaaaaaaaaa says – reply to this


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    why the hell do you care what the pope does, you don't even follow Christ and as this pope is making very clear, neither does he

  3. LawwwwwdyLoooooo says – reply to this


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    If you vote for ME for god, I promise to create houses for the homeless and I shall rain food down upon the empty bellied from the clouds above. Packets of food will float into their hands like giant snowflakes. And I promise to remove parts of the bible from the bible, specifically the part that suggests that men are the boss of the house and that women must submit to their husband. I dont know what my predecessor was thinking but when I am god, I will give all humans an equal IQ of 160. That will reduce human violence a great percentage due to low IQ and violence being statistically intertwined. And I promise, as god, to allow all men to "test the merchandise" before you marry it.

  4. Tara says – reply to this


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    I agree! He is really an awesome Pope and as a Catholic, I'm happy to see some more progressive thinking coming from him as the leader of the Church.

  5. zil26 says – reply to this


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    Re: whaaaaaaaaaaaa – yeah showing humility and feeding the homeless, nothing Christ like about that!

  6. testing Bun Do Tree says – reply to this


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    Re: Tara – Atheism is the only legit progressive thought flow. You can't be progressive while worshipping the arabized words of a 2000 year old middle eastern born book.



  7. 7

    Re: testing Bun Do Tree – Shut the fuck up

  8. testing Bun Do Tree says – reply to this


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    Re: NOLAgurl2010 – Wow. That sounds like the last words my pagan ancestors of northern europe heard while begging the ancient catholic warmongers for their lives. "how about you catholics and us Odinists SHARE the land?"—–"shut the fuck up"
    [horrific screaming ensues. Mangled bodies. The smell of smoke and burnt flesh rising. Swords sticking up from dead pagan bodies like golf hole flags].

  9. Peter Fitzzz says – reply to this


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    Congrats on all his good and noble deeds
    Now I would like to see him reel in some of the Catholics who do not practice the catholic doctrine
    Like supporting abortion, Nancy Pelosi
    Catholics who have $$$$ and have marriages annulled even after having children together
    Ted Kennedy, Robert Kennedy Jr, John Kerry etc



  10. 10

    Re: whaaaaaaaaaaaa – Actually, sounds like it's YOU who doesn't. Anyone who makes statements like the one you just did is headed for a tough judgment day. Good luck with that.



  11. 11

    Re: testing Bun Do Tree – your arrogance is really quite gross. You should reconsider being such a douchebag.

  12. Makka says – reply to this


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    He's Latino, that's why. We're good people. <3



  13. 13

    Re: Peter Fitzzz – Too bad you think spirituality should be intertwined with your political beliefs. I think that's pretty un-Christ-like. And it shows nothing you say about any of it should be taken seriously.

  14. @v@ says – reply to this


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    He's been poor. Before joining the Jesuits, Bergoglio (Pope Francis) worked as a
    bar bouncer, a janitor sweeping floors, and also ran tests in a chemical laboratory.

  15. Stephanie says – reply to this


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    ive never been more proud to be a Catholic after he became pope :)



  16. 16

    God Save the Pope!



  17. 17

    I freelance over the internet and earn about 80-85$ an hour. I was without a job for 7 months but last month my paycheck with big fat bonus was $15000 just working on my computer from my home for 5-6 hours. Here's what i have been doing… w­ww.Bu­zz19.c­om

  18. LawwwwwwdyLoooooooo says – reply to this


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    Re: Makka – No offense. You are indeed good people, but, latins are italians. The Romans. Only an italian pope can be a true latin. Latin was a roman language. ROME was the LATIN empire. If you are from south america and are any part native, you are infact siberian. Siberia is a beautiful asian land full of culture, good people and tradition but is not the ancient latin roman empire. The roman latins invaded spain and then spain invaded south america and then the FRENCH colonialists started calling south america/mexico "latin" america (because they are stupid and frenchy like fries) and the term stuck because stupid things have too much adhesive. You are more likely Altaians than latin Italian. Spaniards (spain) are GREAT people. One of the lowest homicide rates on earth. A god would be impressed by that.

  19. U says – reply to this


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    He is trully a greate Pope!!
    I hope to read more of this here Perez! Thank you!



  20. 20

    He sounds like a nice man. Nevertheless, while getting the "job" he knew from the beginning that it will demand most if not all of his time (while awake) to do what he is supposed to do (as a pope) (see: pope's job description). After completing his daily duties, and take care of the problems of 1.2 billion followers of Roman Catholic religion. Fair enough he has his minions to do small jobs but overall he would hardly have time to scratch his bum at the end of the day let alone tend homeless for half the night. It sounds more of a career move. He wouldn't take "the job" in favour of his flock, knowing that it would significantly reduce the time he can give to the ones in need, would he? I mean, it's all nice but it seems to me a little bit unreal. Of course I might be wrong.



  21. 21

    edit: After completing his daily duties, and taking care of the problems of 1.2 billion followers of Roman Catholic religion he wouldn't have time for anything else besides his daily prayers, which a big part of his day, apparently.

  22. natti says – reply to this


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    i love this guy hes so cool lol