Ch-ch-check out Obama's AH-Mazing final WHCD speech (above)!
Can you hear that?!
It's the sound of a MILLION pop music hearts breaking!
"I might [retire], who knows…. I may have two more kids and get married… I'd like to have more kids."
Let us dry our crying eyes over this extremely upsetting news!
Please don't leave us just yet, Miz Spears!
We don't think your fans could take the heartache!