This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Oh maaaan! Just when we thought we'd have ANOTHER royal wedding!!
LOLOLOLz! Just kidding, we know they're NOT royalty.
"[The rumors are] absolutely false. They haven't even decided on a location yet."
Awww man! We were SOOO hoping for a Marie Antoinette inspired wedding, with those crazy wigs and everything! Kim could have yelled "let them have cake" as she cut into her wedding cake!
It would have been so amazing! Our hopes and dreams are now crushed!
"It's going to be huge. There won't be anything small about it."
[Image via WENN.]