Earlier this week, the Nassau County District Attorney's Office explained to the judge:
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It only took her six months! LOLz!
"I got married in England. I did that."
How very romantic! We imagine a June wedding in the English countryside. A meadow of flowers as a backdrop would go beautifully with the couples bohemian vibes. HA!
That's still not enough info! Were there tea and crumpets at the reception?? Did she wear flowers in her hair?!
We need more romantic details.
Pretty please, Zoe??!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]