All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
[Image via Splash News.]
James Franco posted a seksi selfie to his account that literally should be included as an example for the Oxford English definition of the word "selfie!"
With this pic that makes our salivary glands go crazy like we just had Pineapple Express, James also added this caption:
"#Almostnude - YOu ASKED FOR IT, YOU GOT it. Tryna work that body, tryin', tryin'."
Tryin'? More like succeedin', you sexy beast you!
Although let's change the hashtag from #Almostnude to #Fullynude, yeah? Keep up the good work!
[Image via Instagram.]