We're not sure WHY these people are famous, but we are definitely here for the drama!
Allow us to give you a play-by-play...
See the ego blows (below)!
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Like a Royals' family tree after scientists discovered inbreeding causes birth defects, this dude is branching OUT!
Joseph Gordon-Levitt was once just that handsome young lad on 3rd Rock from the Sun, but boy-oh-boy has he blossomed into a man for all seasons!
His latest venture is HitRecord On TV — an upcoming variety show that is hosted by the 32-year-old actor, but is also the collaborative effort of thousands of different artists!
Ch-ch-check out the totally AMAZEBALLZ promo (above)!
From playing Batman's big-hearted bestie, to writing and directing a movie where he sticks his tongue in Scarlett Johansson, to running an online production company and likely netting several pairs of jeans, JGL is definitely busy sticking his creative wiener into several different honey pots!!
We love it!
HitRecord On TV premieres on a new cable channel called Pivot on January 18th.