That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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It's time to get into the Christmas spirit folks!
If you haven't busted out your Glee Christmas playlist and played all the songs over and over, well..you're not spending your holidays correctly!
LOLz! We kid, we kid!
While this Previously Unaired Christmas episode was in fact the Christmas of yesteryear that could have been, let's all just sit back and enjoy the sweet Gleeful sounds of McKinley's finest singing classic Christmas tunes!
We'll start off with our favorite performance of the night with Lea Michele, Chris Colfer and Naya Rivera trying to sooth the thousands of unruly children in line waiting to see ol' Santa Claus (above)!
In a somewhat over the top (but it wouldn't be Glee if it wasn't over the top!) attempt to nab the role of the Virgin Mary, Unique gathered Tina & Marley to help him sing Mary's Boy Child! These three certainly brought their diva A-game to the table in the Yuletide diva off!
While it may seem like a great idea to take home a strange man dressed up as a shirtless Santa Claus with a hot bod and sing Christmas Don't Be Late with him around your apartment, don't do it. Lolz! It looks like Rachel, Kurt & Santana learned that the hard way, but hey, things happen when you're sad and bummed out over relationship shiz!
In a strange but fabulous attempt to basically give Kitty the Virgin Mary role in the live Nativity scene, Tina, Marley and Unique sang Love Child in an outrageous performance to get Kitty to audition for the role she oh-so badly wanted!
Although it may have been blasphemous in the words of a one Sue Sylvester, and Kitty may or may not have said the word b*tch with her religious costume. LOLz! The live Nativity scene for the Glee cast's performance of Away In A Manger was simply AMAZEBALLS and we absolutely love the glamorous window that contained Rachel, Kurt & Santana! Ahh, it simply just melts our hearts!
And finally, the song that brings everyone together! Did you think the New Directions were going to pass up singing Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree as they decorated the choir room?! Sigh, we miss the lovey dovey-ness that is Marcob! (Marley & Jacob)