Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Oooh! Those are fighting words, Noel Gallagher!
The British guitarist slammed Miley Cyrus in his recent interview with Rolling Stone, claiming that the popstar has ruined things for her female peers.
Noel angrily talked about Miles' recent appearance on television, he said:
"She was on TV recently, Miley Ray Cyrus, and it was just like, 'What the f**k is all this about?' I don't know. It's a shame, because it puts all the other female artists back about f**king five years.
"It's just embarrassing. Be good. Don't be outrageous. Anybody can be outrageous! I could go to the Rolling Stone office and f**king s**t on top of a boiled egg, right? And people would go, 'Wow, f**king hell, that's outrageous!'
But is it any good? No, because, essentially, it's just a s**t on top of a boiled egg. That's all it is. If I was to go to your office and play you a song that I'd just written that was amazing, that would be better, wouldn't it?"
Uh, first of all, gross.
And secondly, we do kinda sorta have to agree with the guy, writing an AH-Mazing song as opposed to doing something outrageous is definitely a lot better.
But Miley did have some good hits on her BANGERZ album! Wrecking Ball and Adore You, anyone?
Nah. Besides, where's the fun in that?!
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