Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Hey Upper Eastsiders! Listen up!
It's no longer gossip, gurl! Leighton Meester's going to the Great White Way!
Leighton will be treading the boards with James Franco in the Broadway production of Of Mice and Men, which will be the big B'way debut for the both of them!
Aw, they're each others' firsts! Way to pop your Broadway cherries together, you guys!
Although don't be looking for too much onstage action between the two, because Leighton's character, Curley Wife, will be flirting it up with the simple-minded Lennie, played by Girls' Chris O'Dowd!
We bet that after hearing Leighton was cast James TOTALLY asked Chris to switch parts with him! For his love Leighton, uh…rabbits, of course!