Aww we hope she's not TOO sad!! The numbers have finally come in and it looks like Britney Spears newest album, Britney Jean, has debuted at #4 on the c… Read more…
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Angelina Jolie Reportedly Wanted An Open Marriage So She Could Be The Next Princess Diana!
If this is true, it is absolutely crazy!
Over the weekend, it was revealed that biographer Ian Halperin is penning an in-depth book about Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and the dissolution of their relationship.
According to Halperin, the former powerhouse couple became estranged over Miz Jolie's desire to permanently relocate herself and the children to London and emulate Princess Diana's career. Umm... WHAT???
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What the fuck is up with the baby words ? "ouchies, sadsies"…dude , grow up.
ugggh
GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT IDIOT!!!!! she debuted at number 4…. report the news correctly. better yet just go away
Beat by Duck Dynasty… that has to be embarrassing for her team! ZERO promotion, horrid first single, boring second single, and promoting this album off as being "sooo personal," when not a single lyric of the entire album is. No wonder this is #5. Love Britney from day 1 but her team did EVERYTHING wrong on this album. The album grew on me after a few listens but then a few more listens I was already bored with it. Maybe NEXT TIME her team will listen to her fans and make another "Blackout," but not going to hold my breath.
So she sold 108k but you say that Gaga is the one flopping. Ok then.
This will definitely hurt her. She did absolutely no promotion for it, and for her to try to promote the album AFTER it's released with a documentary is just crazy. At least her last two albums she actually went out and performed the songs. She was no where to be seen other than radio interviews and tv interviews this time around.
It's over. Britney can only milk her lack of talent for so long. Do you think she's going to be in her 40's singing "Hit Me Baby One More Time"? Nope. Ain't going to last that long. The ride's finally over, and her (lack of) fans have spoken.
This is 2013, NOBODY BUYS CD'S ANYMORE. Why don't you report the amount of youtube hits she has instead, because that's where people go for music these days!!
Are you KIDDING ME?! Obviously it's not number one! This album is HORRIBLE! Britney has always been ahead of the game with her music, I am a huge fan and have always loved her. I blame will.i.am for making mediocre music and ruining this album. Seriously, listen to any of her past work, and then listen to Britney Jean, it makes Britney sound like she is just some no name vocalist on a bunch of lame ass will.i.am. tracks. will.i.am. who makes the same shit over and over, and as we all know, who likes to steal other peoples music as well! I love Britney but am so disappointed in the album. William Orbit should've produced the album, Alien is the best song.
Bet her Las Vegas act bombs also!
This was her weakest work to date. The songs sucked and she needs to kick Will.I.Am to the curb. We want her dancing with club hits. She is not a balladeer and this cd had too many mediocre songs
I get the impression these gals don't give a shit. They have all had the level of fame & money NONE OF US will EVER see in our ENTIRE lives.
Well the album kind of deserve the sales no promotion and it is her weakest album ever in term of songs no real concept. the only concept is that they use her Nickname and thats it woww…
Work bitch is the lead single of the album and it is weak…
i like britney but i'm agree wwith BUDDY here Britney can only milk her lack of talent for so long.
I mean she don't sing , they have to use double for her dancing scene or Edit the shot so fast to give us the illussion that she is still dancing well.. It is seriously a miracle that she is still able to hit a top 10. so many peoples up there better singer and dancer. All she as is a Strong STAR quality that make people still cuious about her.
but her star light is fading away..
Aww she's still trying to sell records. Poor robot I didn't even know she had a new CD out.
Work to flop, %itch…..
LADY GAGA's ARTPOP OUT OF TOP 10 ON BILLBOARD 200 (after 4 weeks)
Re: BritneyFan – Miley is the one scoring the big streaming points these day. Her entire career right now is anchored by that format. take that away and she'd sink like a rock. Britney hasnt done near as well with streaming so I'm not sure where what you be talking about.
Re: dfdgdfdgdfh – The funnier thing is people actually got upset at him calling her a flop, when they know full well that a 250k debut week for any female is very good by industry standards!
Re: American4397 – Zero promotion? LMAO. She had plenty of promotion. The problem wasnt a lack of promo, the problem was this album mostly sucked monkey balls.
Re: Mandy – Speak for yourself. If you want to live with that attitude, you're never going to make it anywhere in life.
Re: Strangeasitmay – She may not have as many hits as Miley, but she still get millions of hits. Anyways, my point was that you can't base an artists' success on album sales alone.
The album is really bad. Britney used to be my guilty pleasure but I can't even get a groove on to this album. Songs are weak, lyrically weak, honestly, the only song I like is Work Bitch….which is mediocre at best….the rest lack substance and maturity.
Re: dfdgdfdgdfh – Yes because CaCa ACTUALLY PROMOTED THE FUCK OUT OF HER SHITTY ALBUM! Britney didn't promote her FLAWLESS album! So that's why…
Re: bytchface – YOU WISH YOU FUCKING LITTLE MONSTER! THIS IS HER BEST WORK LYRICALLY AND ONE OF HER BEST IN TERMS OF PRODUCTION! You clearly know nothing about music…
I love Britney and bought the album. Loved both her singles and both her new videos they are fantastic.
Its a decent album, there's something to please everyone. The big mistake was not promoting it properly. Britney clearly doesn't give a shit, IDK why.
However, if she does something crazy in the next few months, all the mags and shows will suddenly talk about her and she'll become 'relevant' and interesting again…
She needs a new label, a very long break (at least 2 years of family life after Vegas) and new management.
Re: BritneyQueen90 – Seeing that you have the writing skills of a 5th grader, I can see why you would think this was her best work lyrically.
It's will i am's fault. She needs to dump larry too. She's a legend and they failed her.
I liked this album - I think "work betch" is catchy, and awesome to run to - alien is good, perfume is awesome, passenger is great - the only one I didn't like was "chilling wit you" - that was just stupid, but Britney went back to her old singing - she didn't autotune as much except for It should be easy. I think its great, entertaining, and I can't wait to see her in Vegas. Britney isn't going anywhere - Madonna still sing like a virgin and she's in her 50s - half of you people scream that you're britney fans? PRROOOOVEEE ITTT! Stop being a-holes. THE ORIGINAL QUEEN B FOREVER
We love you Britney!!!
I don't think she really cared about promoting the album - I feel like this was her way, as an artist to be in full control of something - this was for her more then anyone. She even said that she put her heart and soul into this album. I think she needed to do this for her - and I think its great.