All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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We have a winner!
Go pope! Go pope! Go, go, go pope!
The Holy Father for sure is twerking himself in celebration of this honor. Less than a year ago, he was Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio from Argentina. Now, he’s one of the most popular figures in the world!
While we think it would have been sort of amazeballs to see Miss Miley on the cover of Time, we agree with this selection. That dude has done a lot in 2013!
But hey, who knows what Miley has up her sleeve for 2014?!? If her Bangerz tour is as awesome as we expect it to be, she could very well be considered again!