Call it karma!
Well, coincidentally, the country's internet is down again!
Previously, when their web went down on Monday, they released a statement saying
No sequel to Employee of the Month?! For shame!!!
Jessica Simpson is WAY over acting and WAYYYY over Tinseltown!
YUP! We're sad to report that not only has Jess vowed she will never ever be flexing that pretty little acting muscle again, but she also wishes she could quit the Hollywood scene all together!
Actually, the only reason why the proud mama of two is still living in the flashy entertainment capital is so her hubby Eric Johnson can play golf. LOLz!
“Jessica has told friends that she’s 100 percent done with acting and never wants to read another script. Although critics laugh about her ‘acting,’ the truth is, she could make a couple of million dollars a year just with the network guest starring roles she’s offered as well as TV commercials, which she doesn’t enjoy. More than ever Jessica is strictly a businesswoman — with such lucrative ventures as her shoe line — and a mom and she just doesn’t care at all about being an entertainer or part of the social scene of film making in L.A.”
Ever since Jessica confused chicken and tuna on Newlyweds we've been fighting MAJOR cravings to see her charm us on the big and small screens.
How will we survive knowing we'll never experience an unforgettably HIGHlarious moment like that ever again??!
Oh well! At least we still have her shoe line to drool over! HA!