One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
Kanye West's Bound 2 is getting another comical makeover by the HIGHlarious masterminds of South Park.
One joke in the episode has Kanye fighting rumors that his wifey-to-be is NOT a hobbit. Yes, really!
"She's not even in that movie. That movie is just loosely based on her television show Keeping Up with the Kardashians, which is a show about short loud little people who living in a fantasy world … HOLD UP!"
Kimmy fighting outrageous rumors??! Kanye going on a rant??! Why is this scenario so eerily believable??! LOLz!
Ch-ch-check out the giggle-inducing clip (above)!!