Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Looks like he'll have to use the words "ho ho ho," in a much less NSFW manner soon.
“I’m working on a Christmas album right now called the 12 Nights of Christmas and it’s gonna be a lot of lovemaking. I come with that bearing gifts. I started it last Christmas actually, but I don’t believe in just putting out a Christmas album just to sell records. It has to be the next [This Christmas]. In order to get that and capture that moment, you have to take a couple of Christmases and then you come with it.”
Whoa, sounds like fun for the whole family! Well, if the whole family is over the age of 18!
Just FYI, we hope the only white stuff falling on people's faces that he references is snow!
The Sex-mas album won't be coming (ew, not like that) out until 2014, so we guess we'll have to wait until then before R. Kelly tells us to "ride his sleigh," or asks if he can "come down our chimney."