What a relief!
Given the freaky circumstances, RiRi and Elliott were terribly concerned.
Check out the official announcement (below)!
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She tried to warn us! She's not that innocent!
You've heard the sexual stereotypes before, we're sure! They're everywhere!
Paleontologists do it in the dirt! Chemists do it on a table (periodically)! Rectal surgeons do it… well, you get the picture!
We never thought our beloved Britney Spears bought into them, though!
In a recent Univision interview the super seXXXy and ultra-talented songstress was asked about her relationship with the Latino community!
She loves them, obvs! Woo hoo! We love you back, gurl!
But our jaw dropped to the ground when Britney explained the origin of her Latino lust!
"I think it's very sexy. I've always loved Latinos. They make me think of a bad boy type that your father wouldn't let you go out with."
Aye dios mio, chica - what are you saying?
We realize the hot-blooded Latino male is a super prevalent stereotype, but you can't judge people based on their ethnicity! Or skin color, sexual orientation, nationality, language, or even by their favorite member of One Direction!
You just can't do it, Brit!
All people are unique and beautiful snowflakes!!! Some dudes are "bad boys," some are nice guys, some are hung like a painting at the Louvre!
You just never know until you get to know the person on the inside!
See the whole interview (below)!