Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Dreams really DO come true!!!
Worried Fifty Shades of Grey's XXX-rated pages would be edited for the big screen??!
Have no fear! We hear our Christian Grey (aka Jamie Dornan) will indeed be showing us ALL his a$$ets.
We're talking COMPLETELY nekkid!!!!
YES! It has reportedly been confirmed that the hunk will go bare as the bondage loving billionaire in order to stay true to the raunchy book.
“Fifty Shades of Grey producers know they have to make the screen version just as steamy as the novel to make it a success. They can’t turn it into a Disney movie.”
Unless you want the Disney version, of course.
If Jamie's bod gets you a bit too hot and bothered, the studio will in fact be releasing a more tame, edited version.
PHEW! We wouldn't want anyone to get a heart attack from all the hotness! HA!
We're totez willing to unwrap that gift and find out! LOLz!