This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
If you didn’t know that there’s currently an assault on Christmas in this country, then you’re obviously not watching enough FOX News!
According to the
Fair and Balanced right-leaning cable channel, all across America, the traditions of Christmas are in jeopardy!
From a Festivus pole made of beer cans at the Capitol Building in Florida…
To an author suggesting that Santa Claus could be depicted as a black guy!
Luckily for us, when wackos speak, Jon Stewart and The Daily Show listen. And press record on their DVRs!
The late night geniuses at Comedy Central’s long-running political program decided to weigh in on all of this anti-Christmas hoopla, giving us the greatest gift one could ever receive: pure HIGHlarious laughter!