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Dylan Sprouse Dishes On His Dangling, Post-Disney Dong Pic! Read His Unapologetic Rant HERE!

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Our. Friggin'. Hero.

Boys have a penis; girls have a vagina. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger's five-year-olds in Kindergarten Cop know that much about basic human anatomy.

Yet for some reason, y'all throw your hands up and pretend to be outraged every time you see a marvelous man's unsheathed sword or a lovely lady's loveliest lady parts!

Well, guess what? Dylan Sprouse isn't apologizing! In fact, he doesn't think "what [he] did was wrong" at all!

The Disney star's dangling manhood tumbled out onto tumblr recently, but if you expect him to cower in a corner and beg for your forgiveness, you'd be sorely mistaken!

The 21-year-old NYU student could've apologized insincerely, or ignored the whole situation, or maybe even pretended the pics were actually of his twin brother Cole!

Instead the Big Daddy star offered up an AH-Mazingly articulate response to the whole controversy:

"First off, I will state that the reason I’m making light of the situation is because I don’t think what I did was wrong. To be blunt, I was proud of my progress in the gym, thought I looked hot, and wanted to share it. I’m of the mindset that whoever you are, if you are proud of your body and want to show it off, so be it! You do you."

Aaaaaand that's why he's our hero!

We love it, Dylan! You're of age! You're looking hot! And you wanted someone you thought you trusted to see the progress! What's the big deal?


We realize this might've been shocking to the young fans of The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, but Dylan never intended for them to see the pics!

See the new t-shirt the actor plans on wearing and read his entire statement (below):

"In regards to my pictures…

I figured I would write my thoughts on it all. After having a night to sleep on it and a day to reflect, I think there has been ample time to gather my thoughts while the encounter is still fresh.

First off, I will state that the reason I’m making light of the situation is because I don’t think what I did was wrong. To be blunt, I was proud of my progress in the gym, thought I looked hot, and wanted to share it. I’m of the mindset that whoever you are, if you are proud of your body and want to show it off, so be it! You do you. There is an odd taboo with the human form (especially in the USA) and I don’t particularly think its a good thing to teach people that you should “hide yourself” as something incredibly sacred. Blah blah blah, that’s a medieval notion.

Secondly, the real problem here was not me sending my pictures to someone, but rather, sending them to the WRONG someone. The real travesty is a misplaced trust, and while I am certainly to blame for it, it is a shame that my private life was somehow forcibly dragged into the public’s perception of me. What is wrong is that, generally I try to stay cool and collected with my prose and a role model for kids (maybe not anymore shamefully) and this seemingly inconsequential act will likely affect the youth’s impression of me. Not only that, but I worry somewhat for my artistic integrity, and my academic integrity. Not exactly ideal, but I’m to blame and I’ll look this incident in the eye like a man. I did it, but I’d be damned if I didn’t own that shit like Beyonce would want me to.

Finally though, and I think that this is the most important part, because of this, I gained 200,000 followers on twitter, 40,000 followers on tumblr, and 20,000 followers on instagram…. It seems to me that the majority of people are actually praising this act as some sort of device to receive fame (or infamy). Why? I have no clue, I don’t entirely condone it though. I’ll make it clear my intent was for this not to happen, and how it has affected me so positively is an enigma to me that rings true of the human condition. Maybe people just like to see others mess up? I’m German by blood, so I feel you on that.

tl;dr? I was proud of myself and my progress since I was 14 and husky, I’m not proud of this incident’s potential lasting effects on my academic and artistic integrity. But I’m making the best of it through humor and I’m getting this shirt made today:

dylan sprouse tshirt pic

I figured that if every interaction I have from here on is a chance of them having seen me like this, I may as well just show them anyways heh heh.

P.S. please stop sending me nudes you will not get any in return despite popular evidence"

[Image via Tumblr.]

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50 comments to “Dylan Sprouse Dishes On His Dangling, Post-Disney Dong Pic! Read His Unapologetic Rant HERE!”

  1. HaveAseat says – reply to this


    I can't believe beyonce even made into his note… that was so funny lol

  2. 2

    Ya, but the bags under his eyes. He needs to take care of himself.

  3. thebigboot says – reply to this


    Yeah, saw your tweet and now this. You're a sick man, Perez, I pray your child grows up to be sane.

  4. PAUL says – reply to this


    You know Perez, They say Gay men don't have a tendency toward pedo. Tell me this dude doesn't look underage. Not to mention your obsession with the boy bands and constant One Direction and The Beiber douche posts.
    Done with this site!

  5. NinjaGirl says – reply to this


    I think he's a talented writer - well said

  6. Office Drone says – reply to this


    Smart guy. I think he handled it with class. Also a really good writer.

  7. shirley says – reply to this


    at least he owns up to his mistakes w/o receiving backlash first *cough* justin bieber *cough*

  8. Stefania says – reply to this


    nice package

  9. Zaina says – reply to this


    He is one intelligent kid. Who deserves everything good that comes his way. That girl doesn't deserve him nor did she love or even like him. No matter what happened between them this was immature and insensitive. Dylan was obviously too trusting with her. She didn't get what she wanted though. This kid laughed at it. Even though he is no longer with Disney you could see in the above statement that he still knows where he came from. That is a role model. Some one who knows when to stop and look back on what made them who they are today. He knows that people still look up to him and that any of his future endeavors could be jeopardize by this minor scandal. Miley could learn a thing or two from this fine young intelligent man. He knows what he is talking about.

    As for the girl she did not achieve her goals all she looks like a bitch and a bully, a coward even. I am proud of Dylan he took this shit in stride. He is going to go far in life and achieve great things. He truly deserves it.With the way he talks anyone would be interested in him regarding academics. I sure would. Good Luck Dylan! <3

  10. 10

    i don't see the big deal…you can't see his dick or anything…i'm more offended seeing people with their pants half way down their ass than i am seeing someone with no pants at all

  11. Nate says – reply to this


    Thats a huge Clit she has there.

  12. hunnybunny says – reply to this


    I don't know what is wrong with most of you. Just because Perez is gay doesn't not mean he is a pedophile. There are a lot of men that are living a family life with a wife and kids that are actually pedophiles. And to label Perez one is just disgusting. This untruthful statement could destroy someone's life. Other celebrity gossip sites have posted this story/picture as well as everything the One Direction or Justin Bieber does. This is a celebrity gossip site, that is what he is suppose to do. And p.s Dylan is 21 not underage.

  13. inverse137 says – reply to this


    Re: shirley – what, exactly, was the "mistake?"

  14. rez says – reply to this


    Re: Yeah Whatever Asshole – shut up idiot he looks good

  15. 15

    Re: hunnybunny – you think he just starts lusting after these young boys the day they turn of age?

    also, what's really disturbing, is when he posted the story about that ballet dancer, you know the one with the angelic very young-looking face - … as angelic as his son's!

  16. pluperfect says – reply to this


    Re: Yeah Whatever Asshole – sry i misread ur comment

  17. plum says – reply to this


    Re: inverse137 – read his essay. top to bottom. left to right. put words together to make a sentence. you'll see why i say mistake.

  18. Roselyn says – reply to this


    Perez, these people commenting are sick in their head. We know you mean no harm, at all. Thanks for all the juicy gossip!

  19. beach says – reply to this


    Re: hunnybunny – He may not be a pedo but he comes close to crossing the line with some of this stuff. Most disgusting of all to me is when he posts pics of celebs who are not gay and talks about wanting them. That is TOTALLY OUT OF LINE. Perez is a bit sick I'd say.

  20. 20

    I actually really like this kid! Well said. He handled it super well. Owned up to it. And thats that..can we move on now?

  21. 21

    And also.. I just wanna point out, what is the big deal, how are these "nudes" it doesnt count if I dont see the tip, he's cupping his junk….i mean…seriously, why was this blown out of proportion?!

  22. Hailey says – reply to this


    God, I wish more people his (and my own) age were as well-spoken as this. He handled this with such maturity. And he does look good!
    tl;dr calm your shit, Dylan is a 21 year old MAN.

    As for people saying Perez is a pedo and whatnot, I just have to say this: When an older man finds a younger, PERFECTLY LEGAL girl attractive do you consider it creepy or "pedo"? Or how about an older woman going after young men? Are you saying this to Perez because he's a blogger/famous? He's 21 and if I am correct, it is perfectly legal.

  23. Oh. says – reply to this


    Re: Picote – He's had those since he was a kid. Some people have them naturally. I do and I'm as healthy as can be.

  24. 24

    Re: The Eric – Good point and I agree completely.

  25. uh guys says – reply to this


    Yeah, Perez is sick for saying those gross things but it's kind of odd to call him a pedophile since he's only 35 and Dylan is 21. Although they aren't dating, plenty of people go this age difference. Is it just because they are famous?

  26. Meadowlynne says – reply to this


    As for him being a bad father? Well there are a heck of a lot of people out there trying to make a living and support their family. Their job does not define them nor does it play a factor in how good of a parent you are. From what I can see Perez is an extremely good and loving Father and I think his child is fortunate to have a Father with a career that allows him the time to focus on his child. A lot of people can't say the same. Again, if you don't like it, don't buy it!

  27. Tati says – reply to this


    Re: thebigboot – …You know Dylan is 21 now, right? There is no way Perez is being a pedophile. Calm your nipples, please.

  28. 28

    I like that he owned up to it.

  29. D. says – reply to this


    Re: PAUL – Lol what about straight men drooling at teenage girls? It's not about heterosexuality or homosexuality, i thought we had gone past this some decades ago.

  30. PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS says – reply to this


    Re: PAUL – Yet I am so very sure you would have zero problems if it was a picture of a female, like the young Kardashians spawn………….Always the old standby about Gays being pedophiles. We are all better off if you are done with this site. Feel free to cyberstroll over to sites that are ok with homophobia………..

  31. PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS says – reply to this


    WOW am freaking gobsmacked!! A celeb actually made perfect sense when responding to an act in which he did absolutley nothing wrong…………………………

    Dylan, Your comments were amazing! And I agree you got a whole lot to be proud of, you gots a hawt body and it don't look like that bathroom was that cold to me…. :p

  32. ricooo says – reply to this


    Re: Picote – well he is in university so…

  33. Alison says – reply to this


    Re: Yeah Whatever Asshole – I think that it's creepy that you would make such accusations about Perez. Dylan is twenty one years old. Do you know how many other websites showed those pictures of him? Why are you trying to point fingers at Perez as if he is the only person on the internet who posts stories about young men. Perez is actually extremely kind to stars, especially compared to what most news sites' writers say about them. I have a lot of respect for him, even when I don't agree with everything that he says.
    And please have enough decency to not mention someone's kid on here again, especially in the way that you did concerning drugs and suicide. That was really horrible. I wish that you and people like you would take a good long look in the mirror before you insult other people. You are the one with problems.

  34. Lemoo says – reply to this


    Re: PAUL
    STFU Paul Dylan isn't young hes in his 20's are you really that fucking stupid?

  35. basic says – reply to this


    Why do celebs (or anybody for that matter) still take and send nude/semi nude photos? It is not a secret that they WILL end up online. The only conclusion anyone can make is that he wanted them to go viral. Otherwise how could you be so dumb and repeat a basic mistake so many others have made. If you are stupid enough to take or send nudes you clearly wanted the consequences.

  36. 36

    At least he admitted it was him and not a photoshop chop job. Now we can dream because that manhood pic really was real *drools*

  37. 37

    "I did it, but I’d be damned if I didn’t own that shit like Beyonce would want me to." Perf.

  38. DeeJay says – reply to this


    Dylan has a hot body and a nice cock. I love the t-shirt pic and I'm jacking off to it right now. I want to suck Dylans cock, fuck his tight ass and cum all over his hard chest.

  39. jeff says – reply to this


    Re: PAUL
    He is writing for an audience of all ages including gay teens the same age as Dylan. You make the mistake thinking he is writing for himself or for only people his age.

  40. Clarissa says – reply to this


    Re: PAUL
    Most people that read this blog are teenage girls. It s normal that he offers articles That are demanded.
    Do you even know what pedo means?

  41. 41

    dylan does look like a minor. eeeww & why does he have a hard on looking at himself…double eeww.

  42. ayo says – reply to this



  43. Rachel says – reply to this


    To some of the people commenting;
    There's absolutely no need to bring Perez's sexual orientation into this. He simply posted an informative article about something that is talked about often and he brought to light, what the celebrity in question on the matter. Dylan Sprouse is still a good role model for handling the situation with maturity and intelligence, yeah he posted some revealing pictures but he's no different to NUMEROUS other celebs who do so and aren't punished. Good on Dylan! <3

  44. Sarah says – reply to this


    Re: beach – so the men who lust after lesbians are gross and disgusting? same thing here… perez is attracted to men whether they're gay or not… he's allowed to think they're sexy just like some men like lesbians (who have no interests in men at all…)

  45. Mhm says – reply to this


    Re: Yeah Whatever Asshole
    Well, most, if not all, social network sites have rules against minors. If these sad little parents, or even the children themselves, don't listen, then nobody should really complain. Rules are set for a reason, and if they are not followed, then nobody should pity.

    And also, what did he really show? Something you've probably never seen before it seems… cause let's face it, it's seen not only in person, but pretty much everywhere online.. and even places you wouldn't expect. So honestly, way to go Dylan.

  46. Patrick Urquidez says – reply to this


    Well, I don't think that he is ruining his status as a role model to kids because of this, especially to the girls, but the boys might feel a little intimidated because Dylan is definitely a BIG boy now in certain areas…a really, really BIG boy in the one area that identifies us as being boys.

  47. Damion says – reply to this


    Re: Yeah Whatever Asshole – You are such an a-hole. If a middle aged man looks a a teen or young woman, then its OK, but when a gay man looks at a good looking teen boy or young man, then he's a pedo. Just because you are prejudice and have a problem with someone being gay, don't act so high and mighty because we can see who is the real creep here and his initials are not P.H.

  48. Damion says – reply to this


    Re: Meadowlynne – Well said.

  49. noma says – reply to this


    Re: AtotheJ – BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTION was a great phrase.
    I am still laughing at it.

  50. LM says – reply to this


    PPL can say what they think about celebs.. I think that they have grown up and don't deserve any sort of hate because of it. Miley was and is still one of my fav celebs and will always be. There is an old saying that I think we all know… it 's called : if u got NO nice things to say, then F*** U!!