Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
We hope these two cross the border for auld lang syne!
According to a source, Jennifer Aniston and her fiance Justin Theroux are going down on each other! And by that, we mean they're going down to Mexico with each other for New Year's Eve! Próspero año y felicidad!
"Jen and Justin love each other, they are fully committed. They had hoped to be married by now but work commitments this year meant their plans went astray. They have had some counseling. They both regret not spending more time together this year and they're determined that next year will be different."
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
We're pretty skeptical about the news they've gone to counseling! We're talking about Jenniroux here, or…uh, Justiniston! Hmm gotta make this celebrity couple nickname perfect…
People have been saying there have been issues with them just because they're not married, but Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie aren't married yet and they're definitely a family!
Not to bring up Brad, Jen! Old acquaintances should definitely be forgot in this case!
We hope that Mexico fixes any rough patches between the two, if there even are any, and that Jen and Justin have a wonderful New Year's!