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Justin Bieber Gets Roasted During A Surprise Comedy Club Appearance, Then Tells The Crowd How He “F*cks Bitches!"

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Wow. Did not see this one coming…

Justin Bieber shocked the crowd (and the world) on Friday when he got up on stage at El Lay’s Laugh Factory comedy club!

Relax. Biebs was not there to tell jokes. He was there to BE the joke!

Comedian Chris D’Elia, who you might remember from the 9 billion billboards he was on when he played Whitney Cummings’ boyfriend on her NBC sitcom, decided to drag Justin up on stage so that he could rip off on his clothes!

Biebsies of course had on his signature drop crotch pants which Chris just couldn’t wrap his head around. While pointing at the pop star, D'Elia told the audience:

“His outfit is the most f*cking ridiculous outfit I’ve ever seen! My favorite thing is the pants right here. Where this area is so big it’s like, ‘Hey, you don’t even know where my dick is! My dick could be anywhere! My dick could be inside you!’”

ZOMG. A million lulz!!!

The roasting continued with Chris mocking Justin for his jersey shirt which had no name stitched on the back. As D’Elia put it:

“That means you’re only f*cking yourself!”

Justin jumped out of his seat, took the mic and replied:

“And bitches!”

Classy.

We love how making fun of his clothes is kosher but suggest that he isn’t having copious amounts of sex with da ladies and Biebs ain’t laughing anymore!

HA!

You were a good sport though, JB! You definitely gave us a good morning chuckle!

Ch-ch-check out a quick clip that Bieber himself posted on Instagram below!

[Image via Twitter.]

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9 comments to “Justin Bieber Gets Roasted During A Surprise Comedy Club Appearance, Then Tells The Crowd How He “F*cks Bitches!"”

  1. CHINESE READ MINDS!!!! says – reply to this


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    Asians all together can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
    THIS IS NOT A JOKE OR A MEME! This is the absolute complete truth!!!!
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    Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
    Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.
    .
    All Asians are keeping their mind reading abilities a secret, they don't want ANYONE to know they can read minds! They value hiding it more than their own lives!!!
    .
    Try thinking, and visually picturing things as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, it works if you try enough!!!
    .
    PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!

  2. ohmy says – reply to this


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    Could this useless hack get any douchier?!!

  3. i like to read says – reply to this


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    with all the money bieber makes, you think he can afford pants that actually fit. its disgusting to see his pants around his knees. dude pull up the pants. no one wants to see your underwear and butt…

  4. Zoey_Graham says – reply to this


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    Lol! Chris is hella funny!

  5. Oh. says – reply to this


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    Funny you feel you can say what's classy and what's not after what you tweeted to Dylan Sprouse.

  6. ? says – reply to this


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    Re: CHINESE READ MINDS!!!! – Let's say hypothetically that this is true, SO WHAT!…what do you expect people to do about it?? Who gives a crap if they could all read minds!

  7. bigbud says – reply to this


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    Douchiest thing I've seen all day. I knew I could count on Perez and his team to provide us with the dough bag of the day award.

  8. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Canadian lives in U.S., and it goes from girlfriends to bitches. Check yourself, wigger.

  9. ok_then says – reply to this


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    This was not a Sunday morning church service. This was the Comedy Club, an adult establishment with adult patrons who are used to foul language on stage from comedians. So Justin made a sex joke on stage with a comedian who was saying the F-bomb with regularity. Big deal! I seen worse on t.v specials with comedians. You should hear some of the female comedians, they would make you blush!