Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Talk about a yarn of a tale!
Meet Casey Jenkins! She's the 34-year-old performance artist aiming to demystify the vagina by, well, storing yarn in it!
Wait, WHAT?! We've heard of textile outsourcing before, but vaginal insourcing is a new one to us!
It's true, the Australian artist sticks yarn in her lady cave overnight and then uses it to knit sweaters or baby socks or golf club covers the next day!!!
Get this, she's "performing" for 28 days straight which, yes, includes every phase of her menstrual cycle!
Whoa!!! Thought something was fishy about the crimson-colored Gryffindor scarf your Aunt Tilda purchased you while she was Down Under?
You might be wearing a Casey!
Oooh! This is the best thing to come out of a vagina since Zac Efron's birthday!
We love it!!