If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
My, oooooh, my! What nice a nice, big, er…package you've got there!
We think that, THAT would be the perfect pressie for him since, ya know, he forgets them so often!
We imagine Jennifer walks around their house singing, all I want for Christmas is for you to get some more underwearrrrrrrrr.
LOLz!! We kid, we kid!!
But seriously, what has Jon got against undies?!? We guess he just really loves free-ballin' it around!
[Image via The Media Circuit/AKM-GSI.]