This is awful!
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My, oooooh, my! What nice a nice, big, er…package you've got there!
We think that, THAT would be the perfect pressie for him since, ya know, he forgets them so often!
We imagine Jennifer walks around their house singing, all I want for Christmas is for you to get some more underwearrrrrrrrr.
LOLz!! We kid, we kid!!
But seriously, what has Jon got against undies?!? We guess he just really loves free-ballin' it around!
[Image via The Media Circuit/AKM-GSI.]