One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
We know he played bad santa at Jingle Ball a few times, but this is too naughty!
Miley Cyrus' bestie/assistant Cheyne Thomas apparently thinks life threatening drug addiction is just HIGHlarious.
Only one problem…it's not funny!
Maybe Cheyne can't be tamed either! LOLz!
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