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Tom Hanks Reveals Disneyland's Sex Secrets To Conan O'Brien! Watch The Clip HERE!

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Ah, Disneyland…the Happiest Place Ending on Earth!

While on Conan on Tuesday, Tom Hanks (aka Walt Disney reincarnated) spilled the deets on the magical theme park's naughtier side:

"You ask questions like, 'What happened to this ride?' Why is there no sky buckets anymore? One of the problems was — there were a lot of people trying to join, let’s call it, the Mile High Club. In the sky buckets! There was other naughty stuff going on. But there were people that tried to… how do we say this… get the deed done. How to enjoy the e-ticket, maybe the g-ticket, maybe the o-ticket… I don't know…It was like maybe 4 and a half minutes from Tomorrowland to Fantasyland."

Ewww! If that's why they closed the Skyway in 1994, then a million ewwws!

We get that certain people want to have a wild ride with their own Mister Toad if they're feeling Matterhorny, but come on! Childhoods = ruined!

Who'd want to stick their Big Thunder into someone's wet cave?! It's Space Mountain, not Space Mountin'! Star Tours does not star whores!

The only reason you should get wet on Splash Mountain is because you foolishly sat in the front row of the log flume!

Anyway, while we disinfect our Mickey ears, ch-ch-check out the interview…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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3 comments to “Tom Hanks Reveals Disneyland's Sex Secrets To Conan O'Brien! Watch The Clip HERE!”



  1. 1

    The skybuckets didn't close down because of sex, The last ride was in november and I was there in 1994. They closed down because they kept getting stuck in mid air and they had to come rescue us. We were sitting up high for hours and we were yelled out by a crew of men to rock back and forth really fast to get it to move again because it was stuck. Scariest shit ever I love how dirty men make up shit, not tom hanks but the people that told him.



  2. 2

    Oh I love Disneyland! Have to get back there soon.
    I don't remember them being called sky buckets but there used to be some kind of aerial ride between Tomorrowland and Fantasyland since I took it.
    Remember in the old days when they had the A thru E tickets, and they had booths where you could buy more tickets for the best rides.
    Now it is all one price which IMO is better.

  3. disneyprincess says – reply to this


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    The skyway was not closed because of that at all…come on, at least google before you post.