Ah, Disneyland…the Happiest
Place Ending on Earth!
While on Conan on Tuesday, Tom Hanks (aka Walt Disney reincarnated) spilled the deets on the magical theme park's naughtier side:
"You ask questions like, 'What happened to this ride?' Why is there no sky buckets anymore? One of the problems was — there were a lot of people trying to join, let’s call it, the Mile High Club. In the sky buckets! There was other naughty stuff going on. But there were people that tried to… how do we say this… get the deed done. How to enjoy the e-ticket, maybe the g-ticket, maybe the o-ticket… I don't know…It was like maybe 4 and a half minutes from Tomorrowland to Fantasyland."
Ewww! If that's why they closed the Skyway in 1994, then a million ewwws!
We get that certain people want to have a wild ride with their own Mister Toad if they're feeling Matterhorny, but come on! Childhoods = ruined!
Who'd want to stick their Big Thunder into someone's wet cave?! It's Space Mountain, not Space Mountin'! Star Tours does not star whores!
The only reason you should get wet on Splash Mountain is because you foolishly sat in the front row of the log flume!