Things are heating up so fast!
According to Us Weekly, Swift is on cloud nine right now:
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On the second day of Perezmas, our true love gave to us…
Two inappropriately shaped buildings!
Even if you skipped that human sexuality class in high school where you learned how to put a condom on a banana without using your hands, you're probably aware procreation happens in nature when a male phallus enters a lady crevice and leaves behind his little friend!
So what better way to celebrate Christmas, a.k.a. the day Jesus was born thanks to body parts doing magical things, than to celebrate the act of conception itself?! LOLz!!
In case you somehow missed them, this ain't the first holiday gift we've given you!
Been in a cookie-induced food coma and missed the previous days of Perezmas? Then receive the gifts of 12 Twerking Mileys, 11 Babies Poppin, 10 Terrible Twitter Feuds, 9 Naughty Nip Slips, 8 Awkward Jennifer Lawrence Moments, 7 Housewives In Hot Water, 6 Brit-Brit Snapshots, 5 Golden Peeeeeeens, 4 Kanye Freakouts, and 3 Bieber Busts!!
And, without further ado, here are two super sweet buildings that look like a vagina and a penis, respectively, when viewed from space…
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