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12 Days Of Perezmas! 2 Inappropriately Shaped Buildings!

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12 days of perezmas 2 inappropriately shaped buildings
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On the second day of Perezmas, our true love gave to us…

Two inappropriately shaped buildings!

Even if you skipped that human sexuality class in high school where you learned how to put a condom on a banana without using your hands, you're probably aware procreation happens in nature when a male phallus enters a lady crevice and leaves behind his little friend!

So what better way to celebrate Christmas, a.k.a. the day Jesus was born thanks to body parts doing magical things, than to celebrate the act of conception itself?! LOLz!!

In case you somehow missed them, this ain't the first holiday gift we've given you!

Been in a cookie-induced food coma and missed the previous days of Perezmas? Then receive the gifts of 12 Twerking Mileys, 11 Babies Poppin, 10 Terrible Twitter Feuds, 9 Naughty Nip Slips, 8 Awkward Jennifer Lawrence Moments, 7 Housewives In Hot Water, 6 Brit-Brit Snapshots, 5 Golden Peeeeeeens, 4 Kanye Freakouts, and 3 Bieber Busts!!

And, without further ado, here are two super sweet buildings that look like a vagina and a penis, respectively, when viewed from space…

Jon Stewart Can't Help But Notice That Qatar's New Soccer Stadium Looks Like Giant Lady Parts [CLICK HERE]

Google Satellites Discover Christian Science Church Is Actually Giant Brown Dong! [CLICK HERE]

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3 comments to “12 Days Of Perezmas! 2 Inappropriately Shaped Buildings!”



  1. 1

    Perez…u haven't changed one bit, I thought being a new dad would make u grow up.

  2. CHINESE READ MINDS!!!! says – reply to this


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    Asians all together can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
    THIS IS NOT A JOKE OR A MEME! This is the absolute complete truth!!!!
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    Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
    Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.
    .
    All Asians are keeping their mind reading abilities a secret, they don't want ANYONE to know they can read minds! They value hiding it more than their own lives!!!
    .
    Try thinking, and visually picturing things as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, it works if you try enough!!!
    .
    PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!



  3. 3

    I'm probably in the minority here and the building is not sexual, but to my mind the Walt Disney Concert Hall in downtown LA is one of the worst buildings I have seen. Saw it when I was stuck on jury duty in downtown LA Superior Court.