This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Do your boobs have any talents or tricks?? Perhaps they can predict weather, Amanda Seyfried??
Well Ke$ha’s knockers have an even more AH-Mazing talent!
According to the Tik Tok singer, she has some musical mammaries!!!
Woah, woah, woah! Stop the clock! Her tittays can make music?!
She recently told a reporter how her process for writing a new song involves stripping down and letting her swinging C’s do all the work!
"What I do is I turn off all the lights and I walk over to the piano naked. Then I gently lower myself and my boobs. They go on the keys and I just let them tickle the ivories. They really just go crazy."
A lot of ladies have their lovely lumps to thank for getting them places in life, but we’re happy to see a sister actually putting her breasts to work for her!
Keep those hits coming, Ke$ha’s boobs!