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Lorde Admits She Looks Like Gollum When She Performs Live! LOLz!

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OMG! We may be laughing but that’s only because this comment from our precious Lorde is just RIDIC!

According to the Kiwi cutie, she’s seen the playback of herself while she performs live and she’s noticed that she looks like someone from the movies.

Gollum! That slimy, ring-lusting creature from The Lord of the Rings!


Lorde told fans in a Reddit Q&A sesh:

"When I’m onstage, I don’t think about how it looks, I just concentrate on really feeling what I hear. But I totally know I look like Gollum when I perform, so it’s cool.”

Not. Even. CLOSE! You look gorgeous up there!

But we love how this 17-year-old has no problem poking fun at herself!

Because if there’s one thing we’re more in awe of than your beauty, it’s your sense of humor!

Maybe her next album can be called Lorde of the Rings: The Return of the Queen Bee!


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7 comments to “Lorde Admits She Looks Like Gollum When She Performs Live! LOLz!”

  1. 1

    Why stoop so low as to insult a poor Golum? Well, I suppose she isn't a beauty so she might as well play with it, right? By the way, I listened to one of her songs on the radio and if the rest is anything like it - I won't be listening to any more of them unless purely by accident (on the radio, for instance). No talent, no looks, what's all the fuss about? I suppose it was a time for another adolescent to torture us with their sqeals and moaning, eh? Ughh!

  2. 2

    I just saw a few videos of Lorde. When I saw this post about Gollem it made me remember that old video by "The Cure" called "Lovesong" where the singer looks like Gollem in a cave.

    Lorde looks like a female version of him except she's more jerky and moves her arms around a lot.

    I say that as a compliment by the way. The Cure is a pretty good band. Maybe she could do a few songs similar to them or do a cover of "Lovesong". Gwen Stefani in "No Doubt" did a cover of that 80s song "It's My Life" and it turned out better than how the original artist did it.

  3. CHINESE READ MINDS!!!! says – reply to this


    Asians all together can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
    THIS IS NOT A JOKE OR A MEME! This is the absolute complete truth!!!!
    Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
    Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.
    All Asians are keeping their mind reading abilities a secret, they don't want ANYONE to know they can read minds! They value hiding it more than their own lives!!!
    Try thinking, and visually picturing things as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, it works if you try enough!!!

  4. 4

    I do not know where this girl came out from. It was like one day never heard of her and the next I read about her slamming just about everyone. I think she made those comments for two reasons, first she probably realized she was criticising too many others and thought this lame comment could redeem herself, but mainly I think she was fishing for compliments. She is not aesthetically ugly, but she is far from beautiful. Can you imagine her, Kimye and Dissick hanging out together for an evening, would love to be a fly on that wall as narcissistic as they are.

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  6. AJ says – reply to this


    and why is it so important for singers to be beautiful !!!! she's a singer not a beauty contestant !!! she's just a normal looking teenager for gods sake stop bringing up looks all the time it's so dam shallow!

  7. AJ says – reply to this


    Re: someguy2621Re: someguy2621

    you sound like your 40 enough said