If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
You gotta fight!
For your right!
To haaaaaaaaate people… wait, what?!
No, those aren't the original lyrics that the Beastie Boys had in mind but they do pretty much sum up one man’s lawsuit against A&E and President Barack Obama!
Chris Sevier is NOT happy that his hero Phil Robertson has been suspended from Duck Dynasty. Sevier, who is a self-proclaimed member of Robertson’s church, is filing a federal case against A&E for taking away his right to hate homosexuals!
Okie dokie. Seems like an open and shut case to us!
Sevier has put together 91 pages of “evidence” (mostly just religious literature and quotes from scripture) and argues that by suspending Robertson, A&E is taking away his and other churchgoers' right to preach the word of the Lord!
Sevier eloquently states in his suit:
"We live in a Christian nation ‘Jack!’”
He also fears that allowing gay marriage will lead to citizens being allowed to marry their pets!
So why is the Prez being dragged into this mess?
Mr. Sevier believes that Barry O is actually in cahoots with the network to further the pro-gay agenda!
This isn’t the first time Sevier has sued some high-profile figures. He’s also tried to take Bill O’Reilly, CBS, Apple and Facebook to court!
Good luck with this new lawsuit, Chris! We think it’s safe to say, you’re gonna need it!
Ch-ch-check out pics of Chris Sevier below! Not what you pictured him looking like, is it?!