This Christmas, Breezy just came down our ear chimneys and dropped off a huge present.
Yesterday, Chris Brown released a song that would definitely go on the naughty list, called Wildcats, which is filled with sex, drugs, and
rock and roll more sex.
The song seriously gets prett-ay sexual and NSFW, as it features lyrics where Chris basically tells a girl that he's going to smoke marijuana inside her holiest of holies:
"I’m a hot box in your hot box"
This definitely violates the laws of physics, but we'll go with it.
Hmm we wonder if this violates some part of his anger management rehab? We know he can't do any drugs, but maybe Chris is trying to enjoy them vicariously through his lyrics?
SRSLY, at one point in the ditty, Chris literally professes his love to Mary Jane! Whoa, clingy much?
Ch-ch-check out his seksi new song (above)!!!
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