If anything has happened to America's most genetically perfect couple, this would be a TKO! Think about all their model children the world would miss out on!
This is not how Darwinism is supposed to work!
"If holiday pajamas are wrong then I don't wanna be right. Merry Christmas!"
Well, if this Christmas picture without Justin is right, we want to be wrong!
We're sure everything's fine, but we'll be praying for a…uh, Boxing Day miracle anyway!
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