No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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Attention tweeners who once swore they'd give ANYTHING to hang out with Joe Jonas:
It's time to put your money where your mouth is!
The juiciest JoBro of them all just announced he's throwing a bad-ass New Year's Eve bash at The Library in The Redbury Hotel on December 31st, and everyone is invited!
By "everyone," of course, we mean anyone who is willing and able to drop up to $4,000, LOLz!!!
If spending $4K to watch the middle bro cry into his glass of bubbly over blowing it with Demi Lovato sounds expensive, consider the lower rent alternative!
For only $150 you can still purchase a general admission ticket which includes appetizers and access to a hosted bar.
Hmmm, we're in if they throw in a chance to run our hand through Joe Jonas' perfectly coiffed hair!