No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
The brand wrote:
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Christmas in the Carey/Cannon household is serious, for realz!
Mariah Carey requires her holiday guests to abide by a strict set of social media rules if they want to stay under her Aspen roof - and we sort of LOVE it!
"We must interact as human beings during the holiday and listen to music fervently. When people come to stay with me at Christmas time, Christmas music is the only music that's allowed to be played. And there are no devices that are allowed to be used. So if they want to stay on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook or anything, they have to go and hide in their room."
Guess Instagram pics in red bikinis don't count, ehh?!
Since she's the creator of the official Christmas code, we'll cut her some slack for breaking the rules!
But next time, we're calling her out on it!