This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Miley Cyrus had a slightly less Merry Christmas than she should have!
Miley planned to release the self-pleasuring visuals of Adore You the day AFTER Christmas, so she's worried the soft opening will hurt her numbers.
We all know Smilers would break another record if it wasn't for the fuck face who leaked my video. Alllllll good! Keep smiling :)
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) December 26, 2013
Dayum! Gurl is peeved!
But can this vid doing less well than her previous few really be blamed on a leak?
Mileybird may have her head in the sand on that one, because let's face it- this just isn't the next Wrecking Ball!
Though we wouldn't mind seeing hot college guys take this one on either…