That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Just one day after the joyous Christmas holiday, an awful (and scandalicious) story has surfaced!
Tori Spelling's husband of seven years, Dean McDermott, has allegedly cheated on her with 28-year-old Emily Goodhand, whom he met through friends.
While doing promotions for Chopped Canada in Toronto on December 6th, Dean reportedly invited the woman up to his room at the Fairmont Royal York Hotel, where they allegedly did the nasty!
"He told me he and Tori had a sexless marriage. I believed him."
We find this EXTREMELY hard to believe, considering the couple has four children together very close in age - Liam, 6, Stella, 5, Hattie, 2, and Finn, 16 months.
Does this chick know where babies come from?! LOLz!
Tori also took to Twitter yesterday, sharing her family's Christmas card and warm wishes to followers:
The McDermotts wish you a VERY Merry Christmas! http://t.co/EtRo1Bt3Jb XO
— Tori Spelling (@torianddean) December 26, 2013
Seems like nothing's up with this brood!
The whole rumor charade doesn't seem likely, because the duo has been happy for so long!
What do U think?!
[Image via Us Magazine]