That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Is that the sound of your feet hitting the ground or…?
Naked jump rope
Um, next time you decide to do that, maybe you should tilt the camera a little lower.
Just a smidgen! We want to see more than that seXXXy happy trail of yours!
More naked jump roping, PLS!!!