Cue the wedding bells cigarettes!
In a weird twist,
[Image via Rob Rich/WENN.]
Ooh! A Christmas holiday in a tropical paradise! Who can argue with that?
Cameras caught Shia LaBeouf and his lovely lady Mia Goth meandering through the mean street of Rio de Janeiro recently, but the Transformers 3 star didn't look super thrilled to be on camera!
In fact, the boner baring beefcake was squinting!
Normally we'd guess the 27-year-old actor's future is so darned bright that he needs to wear shades, but maybe the Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull star was afraid to open his eyes all the way because he's reluctant to gaze upon the road that lies ahead!
We mean that metaphorically, of course — we're talking about the icky, sticky plagiarism scandal he's embroiled in and any subsequent lawsuits that may follow. The literal road ahead of Shia looks quite nice and is likely filled with many marvelous and modestly priced souvenirs!
Either way, we wonder why they decided to hit up South America for Christmas! Hopefully they were just trying to avoid a frosty winter back home and not the long arm of the law!
We hate to break it to you, Shia, but Brazil totally has an extradition treaty in place with the United States. If you wanted to escape any potential plagiarism litigation, you might've done better to pick Dubai or Croatia!
LOLz, we kid the Nymphomaniac star! We love his Clint Eastwood-esque squint!!
We just hope he doesn't pass it off as his own!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]