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Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Says Men Should Marry 15-Year-Old Girls Because They'll "Pick Your Ducks!"

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How do we translate "ew this is the most disgusting thing ever" into a duck call?

Phil Robertson may have ingloriously returned from his suspension at A&E for his anti-gay remarks, but this Duck Dynasty star has re-stuck his foot into his favorite place: his own mouth!

In a recently discovered video, Phil gave a speech in 2009 about the type of woman a man should marry, and, aside from her cooking abilities, what age she should be:

"Mainly because these boys are waiting until they get to be about 20 years old before they marry 'em. Look, you wait until they get to be 20 years old, the only picking that's going to take place is your pocket. You got to marry these girls when they are about 15 or 16. They'll pick your ducks."

Ugh we thought these gender roles were done in the Medieval Ages!

We are just so ever thankful that "pick your ducks" is not a euphemism.

Unfortunately, we're not very thankful that picking ducks is the act of cleaning feathers off a dead bird, an act that is usually reserved for women.

Just so gross. Uh, A&E…are you sure want him back?

Ch-ch-check out the scandalous video for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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98 comments to “Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Says Men Should Marry 15-Year-Old Girls Because They'll "Pick Your Ducks!"”

  1. tempe says – reply to this


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    And yet Perez a 35yo slobbers, gushes, wets his pink panties over 18 y.o.twinks. The older Perez gets the further the age gap for him. He will an old lonely miserable queen.

  2. Jus Sayin says – reply to this


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    Oh My Gracious, will you SHUT UP PEREZ!!!!! in rural areas girls are married younger than they are in the city. It is what it is. Besides, the world would be a better place if we went back to simpler times. I don't think I am gonna pay much attention to a columnist who advocates perversity and Miley Cyrus…..YUCK!!!!!



  3. 3

    This guy checks every box off: sexist, homophobic, racist and an all around bigot.



  4. 4

    Re: tempe – 18 years old is legal. No one bitches when a 50 year old guy gets hot and bothered by an 18 year old girl.

  5. Erica says – reply to this


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    GET OVER IT!



  6. 6

    No matter what you think about Perez, trying to defend this idiot is sick. This is pedophilia and Re: Jus Sayin – I live in a rural area. It's still illegal to marry a 15 year old! In every state a girl under 18 can't marry without parental consent. Phil Robertson is a disgusting human being.



  7. 7

    perez and gladd get off phil d i c k



  8. 8

    These of the story not reported here:



  9. 9

    OMG STFU perez! he is just saying that out of experience, this is a man that is coming from down South Louisiana from the 1950's men and women got married very young. Phil was about 18. 19 years old when he married miss kay and she was 15. Yet you glorify Courteny Stodden and she got married at 16 to a 55 year old!!



  10. 10

    As for duck picking, he was talking about the skinning and dressing of a duck. In the rural areas down south, men hunt and catch them, women dress them and cook them. Why do you hate these people soooo much! They didnt do anything to you. Why dont you say something to Paris Hilton, didnt she say that all gays are horny all the time and that they have aids!!?

  11. rachy says – reply to this


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    Really? Really? He is just stating that in his opinion, he thinks people should be getting married at 15/16 years old. It worked for him!!!



  12. 12

    So Phil thinks homosexuality is a sin but hey pedophilia is ok? Yip he's a true representation of all that is wrong with religion! This man shouldn't be allowed to be on TV, he's an abomination. Ha if Phil thinks he and the rest of the homophobic pro pedophilia freaks that pretend to be living by "Gods" word are going to inherit the earth or get into heaven with beliefs like that, he's more delusional than he is homophobic.
    How that TV company can reinstate this man to their network is astounding, and clearly shows that they have ZERO ETHICS and are supportive of his beliefs.
    It's people like him that give America a bad reputation and make the rest of the world think that everyone from there is a religious zealot who are all stuck living like it was still the 1950s. We are on the eve of 2014, its time people like phil just leave gay people alone and start speaking out on the real issues affecting mankind, like water and food shortages, acute poverty, the trading of human beings in the slavery and sex trades.
    Hoping A & E will come to their senses and get rid of this disgusting homophobic pro pedophilia moronic hater. He's a disgusting human being who is going to be in for one hell of a shock when his "God" turns him away from the pearly gates and gives him a one way ticket to hell, where he belongs.

  13. thumbsup says – reply to this


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    reallly the following picture is of the pig kim kartrashian half naked? liberal garbage taking quotes out of context

  14. mikal says – reply to this


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    If anyone remembers a couple of weeks ago my comment, that there would be a "bloodbath of backlash." The liberals, gays, and lamestream media are freaking out because, now the silent majority is finally rising up and using their power of the "almighty dollar." A and E buckled and betrayed those they say at first respect and support when they realized that a majority would pull their dollars and follow the family of Duck Dynasty wherever they went. 2% of those that agree with the gay "choice lifestyle" are taking in on the chin. By the way. Expect more backlash. The fire has just been started.

  15. Alicia says – reply to this


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    LOL! I think it's pretty ridiculous that ya'll are taking EVERYTHING this man says WAAAAAAAAAAAAYY out of context. I don't believe the man is saying a man of 35 needs to nab him a 15 year old girl..but I DO think that he is a fan of young love, considering he and miss Kay have been married since she was 15, and she's been by his side through it all. :) But I guess it's your job to create juicy stories!!

  16. serioustho says – reply to this


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    Like seriously, did he say that a 50 year old man should marry a 15, no he said that people should marry younger, he married miss K young and it worked for him. He was talking about younger boys marrying young woman, so maybe the time has changed and he is old fashioned, but there were times like that where marriage was done very young, and it has worked for most people in that generation, today people have kids with anybody they don't even know and they regret it how is that better?
    Plus, how is Hugh Hefner, the founder of playboy any better than this, he's worse but because the girls are 18 its okay, all is fine? get your fact straight and do some research before writing some stupidities… this blog is getting more and more stupid and closed minded on Perez's feelings.

  17. Krissa says – reply to this


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    Oh my GOD. Phil isn't allowed to have his opinions yet you are? HELLO, LIBERAL DOUBLE-STANDARD. Get OVER yourself.

  18. J says – reply to this


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    Seriously Perez? Move on….



  19. 19

    He's lucky he lives in a sparsely populated area.

  20. Elana says – reply to this


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    What did all of you idiots expect when you came to this site??? Oh right, you're just trolls and want to spread your "we support Phil Robinson" message. Sorry, but there are other sites for that. Last I checked it's called Perezhilton.com. Don't like what he posts? Go create your own blog and spread your racist and homophobic agenda.

  21. Ki says – reply to this


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    Re: Krissa – Wow, you're a dumbass.



  22. 22

    Like you wouldn't kill to be with a 15 year old Mario.



  23. 23

    For all of you jumping on the Pedophilia bandwagon. You can be born Gay but now research says you can be born a pedophile: Is pedophilia a sexual orientation?



  24. 24

    I swear some people will support anything that Perez is opposed to. This swamp crawler has messed up ideas as far as I'm concerned.

  25. NOONEIMPORTANT says – reply to this


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    SAYS THE GUY WHO DROOLS OVER 15 & 16 YEAR OLD BOY BAND MEMBERS!

  26. April says – reply to this


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    People saying "It worked for him!" don't seem to realize that it didn't really work out well for his wife. Wasn't she abandoned at one point and also cheated on? Girls shouldn't get married that young because it doesn't work out well for THEM. It's not all about the men. Women are people, too. Girls should have time to pick a good guy who will treat her right. Not a guy who wants to marry her because she's young enough to control. You need to date around to find a good match for yourself or you'll be stuck in a bad relationship that doesn't make you happy.

  27. Tara says – reply to this


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    He is so embarassing - he advises guys to marry girls when they are 15-16 "because otherwise all they care about is your wallet" I've totally lost respect for him and their other tacky clan members … and says something sad about the USA that this show is so popular.

  28. Rural Native says – reply to this


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    Re: Jus Sayin
    I am from a rural area, and let me say, we don't get married this young. It's obvious you need to open your mind a bit and come back to the 21st century.

  29. OLIVIA LUJIMIN says – reply to this


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    hahaha..this article is crapppyyy..for me..what a boring and a stupid article..how funny people trying so hard to get you down just by finding your guilt in the past way back then..yo! bitch!! its happen in 2009..and im like today its almost 2014..what a big diference range in a years..bitch you media illuminati!! for making the whole family looking like that all bad..for wht PHIL ROBERSTON is true!! ABOUT!! the anti-gay..i support the whole family roberston..AMEN!

  30. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Oh, get off of his heterosexual case. Marriage happened young in his day. They didn't mess around with extended adolescence in his day. They grew up, got a job and settled down to raise babies before all the good ones were gone.



  31. 31

    THANK YOU!!!! Perez is all up Courtney Stoddens asshole and she married someone old enough to be her dad!!!!! Phil OBVIOUSLY is older and comes from the south and back in those days it wasn't frowned upon to marry a 15 or 16 yr old girl. get over it perez

  32. frown says – reply to this


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    Re: April
    couldn't have put it better myself.

  33. Tyler Perry is gay says – reply to this


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    I think he meant husband and wife should be 15 or 16. Leave it to a queer to bring some weird peedo shit into it.

    And yes, ”husband” and ”wife”. Not that gay fake marriage stuff.



  34. 34

    ick. find your own damn ducks

  35. Whitney Gosnell says – reply to this


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    Really Perez? This coming from a man who wants to sleep with every young guy he comes across? Leave Phil Robertson alone? Don't you have anything better to do than try to find fault with everything he says? He got married young and so did all of his children. Chill out.

  36. Whitney Gosnell says – reply to this


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    Thank you! People need to spend more time focusing on things that really matter.



  37. 37

    Never heard of this show until recently when it hit the news due to his comments against homosexuals. Personally I would never marry that young, I got married for the first time when I wa 25, sadly it did not last, we just had different values. I think if you are going to get married you need to sit down and discuss things, like do you want children, do you want to buy a home or rent an apartment, and many other thingsl

  38. Whitney Gosnell says – reply to this


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    So not agreeing with you and supporting Phil Robertson makes me homophobic and racist? Wow. If anyone is spreading hate it's you. I thought we were all allowed to share our opinions…oh wait…I forgot…we are…as long as we agree with you. If we don't we're bigots and racists. Get a clue. You are the one who is close minded.

  39. sarah says – reply to this


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    he said you had to get consent from the parents… what is so different between this and that courtney stodden little twat?
    i do not agree with his message, the antiquated ideas… but a lot of people live by those ideals… there are a lot of women in the south who grow up wanting to be that for their husband (good cook, loving and dutiful wife) and if that is what they want then who cares.

    what bothers me the most about this is how perez turns things around to make it seem worse that it really is… and if you are a duck hunter… there is a damn good chance you WOULD want to marry a woman who wasn't afraid to clean a duck…. don't read into it more than it is… he wasn't saying he was telling a 40 year old to marry a 16 year old… he started out by telling the story of two young people he was speaking with…

    stop being a hate monger, perez

  40. michelle says – reply to this


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    Re: PixieDust111 – phil is saying people are waiting to long to get married he and his wife were married when she was 15. can yall be anymore dramatic?

  41. ohrw says – reply to this


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    Another fine example of reporting. And then there are the readers so full of knowledge that they voice their opinion of P

  42. piper says – reply to this


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    Re: KaraAlissaRe: Tiffster215 – In the words of Perez himself HA!urn! good one ……………. He is such a moron……. its ok to sensationalize Mylie grinding on teddy bears and against married men, Courtney marrying a pervert hubby is ok. But a Christian man making a statement about how he feels about women when he was young….. He didn't say as a 40 year old man should marry a 15 year old. He married his wife at 15 and 50 years later through highs and lows he is still with her…….. This is just a typical Perez headline taken WAY …as usual…out of proportion to grab more traffic to his blog. PLAIN and simple. He KNOWS Phil is not supporting paedophilia, He KNOWS in the 50's it was common to marry by the time you were 16 My grand parents married at 15 and 17 and were married 70 years so STFU is right. Pathetic attempt to grab more readers.

  43. piper says – reply to this


    43

    SIGH wish people would stfu and actually watch or read the interviews or snippets of the show in FULL. Not listen to the small snippets taken out of context and sensationalized for more blog traffic or more magazine sales. Its pathetic that all the things this man has said have been blown up like this. In HIS time the 50's it was acceptable to marry by 16 with parents permission. HIS opinion on Gay is the same as the bible but gets slammed for speaking his mind on it. He said he accepts all people in his path he leave judging of behaviour to God and loves all humanity…..more than can be said for these idiots commenting on a show they have not watched, or an interview they have not read in its entirety. I am NOT a big fan of this show But I have taken time to educate my self before forming an option and not let sensationalism in bullshit journalism sway my opinions. I'm not jumping on a bandwagon of misinformation. Learn to get the fact before judging people. Slays me you can look down your arrogant noses at him for his opinions but you all get defensive if people disagree with yours, double standard much?
    Love how its ok to support that Courtney Slutten chick for marrying a man older than her dad, praising Mylie for slutting it up against a married man and grinding on teddy bears, watch you drool over young boys your old enough to be the father to and yet its not ok for this man to state HIS opinion. Yup typical Perez

  44. TheBongBlowShow says – reply to this


    44

    I'm atheist but If christians actually read the bible instead of just forcing it and their pamphlets on people, they would know that a married 16 year old girl is permitted to have sexual activity with her husband while an unwed middle aged couple is going to fry in hell for having sex. The age of consent is not 18 in gods eyes. Its marriage. If god exists (profoundly unlikely), then, there is no other age of consent but marriage.
    No religious scholar on earth thinks Mary was over 18 when she gave birth to jesus. Catholics worship an underage mother. Females married very young in the ancient days of that region of the world. It was very unlikely for any girl of the old middle east to be an 18+ year old virgin.

  45. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Re: TheBongBlowShow – Good point. The age of marriage has crept upward to facilitate a female's education too, and add birth control and hedonism, and voila…no fifteen year olds settling down for life, but 35 year olds with ticking clocks scouring nightclubs for the 1500th time. OK, generalization, but you get the drift.

  46. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Post WWII families commonly had 4,5,6 or 8+ kids, especially Catholics…so you know they started young. Nowadays, some start so late they're worried they won't get one, and sometimes they don't without artificial help. When a girl menstruates, she's physically ready to have kids even if not mentally. Not that I'm at all a stan for marriage that early. Plus people don't have a lifespan of 22 anymore, so there is some extra time. In Phil's day, girls got married almost as soon as they finished high school if they made it that far, and some in grade 10 or 11; and it was accepted and expected and no big deal.

  47. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Stop making accusations or mocking the older people's values. One day your values will be mocked the same way by the young. You don't cast stones at your older relatives.
    You publicly respect them and privately feel glad things are different, and if it really bugs you, you have a few conversations with them.

  48. TheBongBlowShow says – reply to this


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    Re: @v@ – I forget who it was but it was some african american musician (senior citizen) who was talking about his relationship with an underage girl back in the old days. He said "it wasn't considered pedophilia back then". Norms change and people tend to judge past generations by NEWER norms rather than acknowledging norms that actually existed at the time. And the same will happen to today's era of humans. Future generations will look back on our time and go "those pedophiles of 2014 marriage 18-20 year olds? what were they thinking? madness".

  49. TheBongBlowShow says – reply to this


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    marriage = married.



  50. 50

    You gush over barely legal guys and teenage boys. So, if someone you don't like does it it's creepy? You can't reform or force men to change our hired biological instincts.

    It's not weird, creepy, perverted, wrong or pedophilia to find yourself attracted to a girl that's reached full physical, sexual maturity (15+). Not a single red blooded, straight male will say he's not attracted to a hot ass 16 year old. There's been tons of times a guy will get a stiffy over a girl only to find out she's underage, then he'll freak out because for some reason society said it's wrong, despite it actually going against a hard wiring. You can't reform biology.

    He also said he did not want to marry one, he told other boys that age to marry at that age. He wasn't sexualizing teenage girls…Morons.



  51. 51

    He also isn't wrong about women being gold diggers. Women rely on men. Women date men based on their ability to make money. So yes, once you get into your 20s, women sadly become a money sink to the point they aren't worth it.

  52. WAHWAHWAH says – reply to this


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    You people are fucking pathetic. Get over it. He is not saying anything wrong but nice try and trying to twist his words. It was common back then for people to get married young, my grandparents are proof of that..and FYI folks..according to the bible..being gay IS A FUCKING SIN. So, he was correct in saying what he said. Stop being little pansies and get over it. I am so tired of this "Oh no..he is a homophobic because he doesn't think being gay isn't a sin" blah blah blah. I am starting to get super irritated with the homosexual card being tossed around over EVERYTHING. He NEVER singled out ANYONE but YOU are twisting it around. YOU LOST. GLAAD LOST. That man is far more intelligent than 99.9% of Perez fans, including Perez, who made his money by MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE. So shove a sharp stick up that hypocritical loose ass of yours.

  53. WAHWAHWAH says – reply to this


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    Re: PixieDust111

    Go educate yourself on the subject before you spew words that are not even factual. Twat. It is so sad how people try to comment on things they know NOTHING about, aside from what mainstream media shares. Do your research there you little degenerate. That man never singled out the gays, only they did. He talked about SIN in general. Also, if you read the GQ article (which I am sure you haven't since you are full of a shit load of fail) and you can see that the man was set-up. Also, you showed you have no idea what is in the bible or you would realize "God" wouldn't send Phil to hell simply because of his beliefs, which come from the bible. You kids these days are too lazy and need to seriously educate yourselves. Please don't breed!



  54. 54

    Re: amandadixon420 – Thank you! they are sounding like whiny old bitches that must have everyone think like they do. Leave this guy and his family alone,you live your life the way you want. Done.



  55. 55

    Perez, if you actually saw the whole episode (which I'm sure you didn't) you would know that his wife was 16 when they married, but he was 17. I don't think he is referring to some 50 year old guy marrying a young girl. Way to twist it to try and make a point since you are now obsessed with this guy because he doesn't believe in homosexuality. The left wants tolerance for all…as long as you agree with them.



  56. 56

    Re: April – No one said their life was easy, but she chose to stay through what she did, and at one point left him with the kids, but today they are happy together…so yes…it worked for him AND for her in the end.

  57. hellsmagnet says – reply to this


    57

    in the longer version of this video he says women should cook and carry your bible and pick your ducks , as if that's all women are good for. if you can't include this as part of his beliefs you aren't getting the whole picture . it all ties together . why would a 67 year old man be telling anyone to get a 15 year old ? is this all played for laughs ? i will not be preparing my 12 year old to be turned over to creepy fundamentalists for breeding purposes in a couple years . anyone who even tries to defend his comments on this is a sick individual .

  58. Bri says – reply to this


    58

    This man is an idiot.



  59. 59

    This man is a racist bigoted asshole. He is also clearly a pedophile. His comments are damaging and dangerous, especially those involving children. So what he says is acceptable because "that's the way things are in the south" but Paula Deen gets beat down for showing her roots. Ridiculous.

  60. Alahu says – reply to this


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    There are tens of thousands of pedophiles, men who want to have sex with eight year old boys, who are pretending to be gay and adopting children.

    Can you refute this?

  61. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Re: jennberner – No, it was the way things WERE then, and not just down in the south. If you waited too long, all the good ones WERE gone. It is different now.
    You have to consider his age and background. They were his truths. Obviously you won't get a lot of agreement today.



  62. 62

    Whoooooo caaaaaares what a person on a TV show thinks . . . I mean really

  63. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Re: NookiesWA – Women don't date men solely on earning power. Personality and disposition matter just as much. Ever entertain the idea that maybe YOU were chasing after the wrong types in your twenties if 'money sink' and 'worthless' were your conclusions? A woman who picks based solely on earning power often regrets, and men who pick based on looks, alpha-ness, sex or shallow values often will too.

  64. JJMountie says – reply to this


    64

    Wow shocked at the amount of people supporting this guy. 15 is a child!!! Okay back in the day no big deal, but society has changed. Half of you people defend Bieber because he's just a kid at 19, but f*cking a 15 year old girl is perfectly fine!! Clearly none of you must have children. This man is a sick hypocrite, his only defense is that he's a backwards red neck so no one gives a sh*t what he thinks. His opinion is worthless as is he himself.

  65. JJMountie says – reply to this


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    Re: April – Well said :)

  66. Special Effects says – reply to this


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    I just want to say bravo to people, at least in one sense. Except for KaraAalissa and PixieDust111.

    At least KaraAlissa cares whether someone's a pedophile or not but the Duck Dynasty guy is talking about people WHO ARE THE SAME AGE marrying other people WHO ARE THE SAME AGE. He's not talking about pedophilia. Although, I guarantee he and all the others are pedophiles. You can just tell. It could have been admirable of him speaking out against gay people (I don't know exactly what he said) except that I guarantee the guy is a pedophile. So, it's ironic. And PixieDust111 says that gay people do not affect mankind and he talks about all the food shortages, acute poverty and the trading of human beings in the slaving and sex trade? Why the hell do you think those things are happening? Wars, invasions, catastrophes, slavery, abuse, all happen because of sin. People murdering unborn babies otherwise known as "abortion", people who are gay and on top of that enter into Christian holy wedlock which is a sacrament of the church for CHRISTIANS not gay people. And gay people then bring children into their home life which is disgusting but thank God some bring the soulless its that were born artificially that have no soul because only God gives life and is only to be the one to take it away. And people worship famous people, money or themselves instead of God and some and a lot of these people are Christians.

  67. Special Effects says – reply to this


    67

    Just because someone calls themselves a Christian doesn't mean it is so.

    And the 50's were a lot better of times. People-including children-were a lot more innocent then. So, what the hell was wrong with the 50's?

    Oh and Elana? Why don't YOU go somewhere else…………….

    People shouldn't feel bad for speaking for what is the truth and for what is right in life. They can go wherever the hell they want to. They can go all over the place if they want to.

    April, if what you say is true, you bring up some good points, that his wife was abandoned and cheated on (and at one point she left with the kids). But you say women should "date around". That's not true. Because "date around" now usually means sleep around. And you're not supposed to do that. If dating around meant simply just dating, then yes, she can IF SHE WANTS, she can be open to doing that. But who the hell does that? People just usually sleep around. Even if they're married or have a supposed steady boyfriend or if it's a guy-girlfriend-they cheat. This causes heartbreak, mistrust, venereal diseases……….

  68. Special Effects says – reply to this


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    People should find a good fit for them. They should only marry someone that loves, cares for them and they go perfect together. You know. If you like and love someone …….you LIKE what's wrong with them. And people don't even understand roles now a days. Men are men. And women are women. Men are supposed to be the breadwinners (there are exceptions: unemployment, can't find a job, drug addiction which you shouldn't even be in a relationship with someone like that, physical or mental disabilities) but other than that: Men: breadwinner. Women are supposed to be mothers, housewives and man's 'helper'. They are not supposed to murder unborn babies, they're not supposed to be working or going to college. And if somebody thinks that's wrong then who the hell is supposed to raise your child? How the hell can someone leave their child or children with someone else especially if it's a newborn baby? Look at the world today. It's gone to pot. Because a lot of it has to do with the fact that people aren't even doing what they're supposed to be doing and raising their kids right. They either expect too much or too little from their kids. They're idiots. That's why you need GOD IN YOUR LIFE. So you can understand the difference between right and wrong and why right is right and wrong is well, ………..wrong.

  69. Special Effects says – reply to this


    69

    Now there are women who the father or fathers of her child or children are abusive which can include a pedophile or pedophiles and or into other evil sex acts and or homicidal, physically abusive to the child or children and or the mother, emotionally abusive to the child or children and or the mother, a liar and or a cheater, neglectful, dead, missing and absent by choice or whereabouts just not known, fighting for our country's freedom, in prison rightfully or wrongfully accused, in out of jail, in and out of rehabilitation or otherwise a drug addict and or alcoholic, suffering from post abortion syndrome which gives a person a problem with anger, depression and or denial, suffering from demonic possession which is otherwise called schizophrenia or multiple personality disorder or dissociative disorder or just demon possession, are in and out of psychiatric wards, someone who worships satan or otherwise dabbles in the arts of black magic or a religious cult, a deadbeat, or if the woman slept with two or many men at the same time period, the father might be unknown or undetermined, or he might be married or engaged to someone else or otherwise with someone else or people and or is bisexual but more gay or just gay.

  70. Special Effects says – reply to this


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    Or……he might just be physically handicapped which makes him not able or more of a challenge to find accommodations for employment. Or he has a record but has learned his lesson or was wrongfully convicted and has problems getting a good job or a job period. Or he has a record and is the same person and hasn't learned his lesson and is ghetto, red-necky, or uneducated and or rude and unpleasant and doesn't know to speak appropriately and respectfully and how to present himself including through his way of dress and people have no interest in hiring his ignorant ass or he has no record and is ignorant, red-necky or uneducated, etcetera. Or he has only a part-time job or a job or jobs that do not support him and the woman and child and children including one or more that could be on the way (she's pregnant with one or more kids) and she and him combined do not have any family members that are not abusive or too dysfunctional, church members, friends, neighbors, people in the community or programs of assistance that they qualify for that can help them.

    If aaaaany of the above two paragraphs apply……..then……….I could understand a woman working and or going to college. But honestly, it's best if women stay home and raise their kids. And if there's no kids it's still best if she stays home for the most part so she can cook, yes cook and clean the house, yes clean the house, and run errands.

  71. Special Effects says – reply to this


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    And if someone says you'd be bored. How the hell would you be bored? Just think of all the people that need your help. Elderly people with NO ONE in their life. Elderly people who are in nursing homes or by themselves in their homes and NO ONE ever visits them. Think about children that don't get enough love and attention or appropriate feedback. You could watch other people's kids FOR FREE. Because you could do things out of the kindness of your heart. What about homeless people who have nothing? What about those who are struggling with addiction to drugs and or alcohol? What about those who fight in war? What about those who come back after war?

    Or what about art? Or arts and crafts? What about doing research? Reading books and articles? What about writing blogs on the website that disseminate wonderful information? It needs to be God-centered, though, because it's meaningless if it's not.

    What about delivering groceries to elderly people or those who are physically handicapped? This stuff needs to be done for free, too or at least not as a business. It can be done just to help someone out. You would need to be careful because there are pedophiles that are elderly or somewhat if not a lot physically handicapped or mentally as in down syndrome handicapped. That's why you need GOD in your life. If you pray He can help you. You can say no to some people. That's okay. It is your right, really and truly.

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    To The Bong Blow Show, God DOES exist and whether someone is middle aged, elderly or young, if they have sex without marriage it is sin, mortal sin, which in this case is called fornication. And if a person is not a Christian and a person doesn't pray and doesn't confess their sins through a confessional priest or at least through prayer as a protestant then any sin, fornication, abortion which is murder, being gay, worshipping famous people, money or themselves, they do go to hell. Heaven is perfect. Why would heaven as in God the ruler of heaven except sin into heaven? Demons are attached to sin. God will not allow that into heaven. That's why purgatory and hell are in existence.

    And you say, "Future generations will look back on our time and go, "those pedophiles of 2014 marriage (marrying) 18-20 year olds? What were they thinking? madness?" You sound like an atheist (no morals or sense). Like honestly, what the hell are you talking about?

    And Nookies WA? Oh my God. Are you okay? Are you like mentally stable?

    Everybody has a difference of whom they find themselves attracted to. Not everyone is attracted to little 15 or 16 year olds, including "hot" ones. Sorry. And some who are, are pedophiles because they are attracted to those who are really disgustingly young (below 15, I won't go into details). You…like that, or something? I don't think you're mentally stable. You might want to get some counseling, there.

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    Women should not date men only for their ability to make money. But men should be the bread winner. Which means they would be ……….making……….money. And women who are good mothers and don't murder as in abort or otherwise abuse or neglect and expect too much or too little from their child or children, and who are good housewives that COOK well and CLEAN well and are Christian and in a Christian way support their husbands but are "old" now or never had a child or children and are otherwise good wives ARE "worth it". I'm sure you wouldn't know anything about that, though, would you? You think sex solves everything. I'm sure you're not very happy, though, are you? I'm sure you are happy at times but overall I don't you think you are, are you? Good luck. With that type of mentality there will always be somebody with bigger boobs, tighter vagina, nicer ass, less cellulite, maybe whiter teeth, more money, someone who's famous, smarter brains, younger looking especially as YOU get older or older more sophisticated look depending on what the guy likes. The list goes on and on. Sex is not supposed to be the only thing that a person has to offer.

    I think it is important to be healthy and for a woman to look good for her husband and a man for his wife. But looks aren't everything. The heart, mind and soul are also important. You might want to consider Christianity and get some peace, protection and sanity in your life.

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    And I know some people are lucky and have never had a venereal disease and some never will until the day they die including some people who are gay. But did you know that if you take a man and a woman and they are married or even if they're not married (there's other repercussions for not being married) and the woman never cheats on the man and the man never cheats on the woman and especially if they both don't cheat on each other and there was nothing wrong with them to begin with, do you know that they will NEVER get a venereal disease or anything like that? Unless they work in the health field with needles that can be contaminated or some other hazardous environment and they don't use proper procedures to prevent hazardous results. But you know what I mean. I'm telling you the truth. Just stop and think about that. If that's not proof that people are not supposed to sleep around, have sex before marriage (a committed for better or worse till death do us part) relationship, or not have sex with someone who is the same sex (acquired immune deficiency syndrome AIDS)………. Think about it.

    And marriage is marriage because it is protection. It is a sacrament of the Christian church. Jesus is the groom and His church is the bride at the same time that you are being married. Annulment or even divorce is not supposed to be unless there's abuse involved.

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    A sacrament of the church along with a life of prayer and trying to uphold what is Christian in life can better help a couple with their marriage, family life, work, community and those that come in and out of their lives however that may be.

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    Oh yeah and I forgot about children, the elderly, those who are terminally ill and other physically ill and sometimes in addition, lonely because they have no one in their life to visit them, who are in hospitals and the terminally ill who can be visited at their place of residence (hospices and others).

    In situations such as the above it can be good to bring furry friends along. Either way it is good to pray for people, especially elderly whether given a terminal diagnosis or not. Because small things can turn into big things with them including passing away. Even people who are not elderly die from complications of what is normally considered a typical surgery. (Sometimes this is the doctor's or nurse's or hospital's fault, though.) Praying especially should be done for the terminally ill. Sometimes God completely heals, sometimes improves the condition and sometimes it is not within their will by God to be miraculously healed. It is like purgatory on earth for them. A life of suffering and sacrifice. But praying for them is good. Praying to God.

    When it comes to you and your loved ones you can pray that they and you go to heaven when their time and your time has been appointed.

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    Oh yeah and I forgot another reason why a woman could work and or go to college would be if the father or fathers of her child or children was or were beamed up by demons from hell aka “outer space” (because that’s what they are, are demons and they’re from hell) and the father or father were never seen afterward or it took a while for him or them to come back. But the only way she would know that is if she was beamed up, too. But then she would probably not remember that unless she had regression hypnotism. Unless she witnessed him or them being beamed up and remembered later or just never forgot what she went through or witnessed.
    I’m somewhat joking with this last ridiculous paragraph. Except “aliens” are demons from hell. That part is true. And they have “beamed” people’s asses up. I don’t personally know but you hear about these things time to time. Doesn’t sound fun. But it’s always people that happened to not be Christians. Some of them turn to God. When they do the events ceased to exist. That’s not a coincidence.
    There is no life or love on any other planet. One could say do not waste your time, energy or money looking for “life” on any other.
    There is also no such thing as reincarnation. You only have one opportunity as in one life and one path.

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    There are many paths to hell: Islam, Buddhism, Scientology, Mormonism, Jehovah’s Witnesses; none of these or any other religion other than Christianity and Judaism, believe that Jesus Christ is the son of God. There is only one way to heaven. And that is through Jesus Christ; faith and good works in the name of God. The only religion that knows that is Christianity and true Christians.

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    There are also those that are said to "time travel", too. If that's true they would be part of MK Ultra which means they have multiple personalities.

    The Bong Blow Show should google Mk Ultra. You say that some artist back in the day said that what used to be the norm is now called pedophilia? A lot of people, directors and musicians, etcetera, now and in the older days of showbiz especially music, are and were pedophiles. Google MK Ultra and music. After or while going through the horrible things of MK Ultra is beyond something that would call for someone to call on God for help because in MK Ultra there is no one else who can help you.

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    May everyone have a Blessed Solemnity of the Blessed Mother day. A day for a liturgical feast of the Blessed Virgin Mary honoring her divine motherhood to Jesus Christ and the day that the birth of Jesus is publicly announced.

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    It's celebrated the 1st of January every year.

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    You OWE that unborn baby or babies, you OWE God, and you owe all the other unborn babies that can and have been murdered. You should work for the rest of your life to stop the murder of unborn children.
    You should be a Christian and REPENT. You will go to hell if you do not. And you will deserve it.



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    Re: Special Effects – Pedophilia is being attracted to PREpubescent girls. As in way, way under the age of 15-17. Again, you're trying to argue against science and the actual defined definition of the word "pedophile"

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    Like I said some men who are attracted to little 15 year olds are pedophiles who are attracted to really young girls, boys or both. Meaning they're a lot younger than 15. But you don't want to connect the two. Why is that? And not all men are attracted to little 15, 16 year olds even if they're "hot". Some men think they're sluts. Some men think they're dumb. Some think they're trashy. And even for some that do have sex with them they don't respect them or treat them nicely and just look at them as a piece of ass.

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    This also was supposed to go before comment #82.

    A child, aka “zygote” aka “fertilized egg” (which really is gross wording), guess what? It has its own DNA. Now how’s that the case? Because you’re full of garbage that’s why. You people who murder unborn babies are nothing but liars. And you will suffer the consequences because of it unless you change.

  86. Special Effects says – reply to this


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    WHERE IS MY COMMENT?

    Learn some professionalism will you?

  87. Special Effects says – reply to this


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    I've been trying to post stuff since yesterday like 50 million times.

    What is your problem?

  88. Special Effects says – reply to this


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    You put my comments after the other ones that I put.

    Why?

    Are you stupid or something?

  89. Special Effets says – reply to this


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    This is the fourth time that you've put my comments that don't even go in the correct order.
    And this comment may be the fifth.

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    Has the moderator of this site murdered an unborn baby?

    Do you have post abortion syndrome?

    You sure seem like it.

    Do you have like a mental problem?

    Are you like dealing with a full deck of cards?

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    You sure do post my other comments quickly, huh?

    What about the other one that has to do with murdering unborn babies?

    The truth is evidently something you're not able to take responsibility for, huh?

  92. Special Effects says – reply to this


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    Maybe you should get some counseling.

    You don't want to take responsibility for the truth, huh?

  93. Special Effects says – reply to this


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    I don't care about you. And I have no interest in giving you a counseling session. Just do your job, lady.

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    Maybe you should get fired, moderator.
    Since you can't do your job.

  95. Special Effects says – reply to this


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    Or is it that Perez makes money off of each comment and he just wants me to keep making comments?
    I guess I can quit now.
    Maybe I can spread the word and people can just not come to this website.
    Are you really that hard up for comments? Or are you going to post my comment I've tried putting in like 50 million times?

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    And Nookies WA,

    Science? Science itself will even tell you that each individual is unique and not everyone is the same.

    You're the one who's trying to put everyone all in the same category. You put all the 15 and 16 year old in the same category except that some are "hotter" than others and you put all men in the same category.

    Not all men are attracted to 15, 16 year olds. What about gay men? Are they attracted to 15, 16 year old girls? Some can be but not all.

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    This is a non-issue. He stated with parents consent, it would be wise to marry young. End of story. But, nice try to link Phil to another made up controversy. The importance of this non-story is akin to what I ate for breakfast this morning. It's not as if you will deter this man from his core beliefs, as much as you want to. For ONCE, the worthless media and their cohorts cannot bully someone to be against their own beliefs…that is why most of the comments you will see on here are hateful, closeminded, and void of any reality. Oh, I'm sorry, only liberals can use those aforementioned terms. Can you ever forgive me? Give me a break and find something better to do with your time than dig out 4 year old videos, trying to create a headline.

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    GAND MAROU