No. Just so much no.
Nope, those ain’t Rumours! Those are FACTS!
Singer-songwriter Vanessa Carlton got married over the weekend to her boyfriend John McCauley of the band Deer Tick!
And just look at who officiated their outside ceremony!
K. Best. Officiant. EVER!
33-year-old Vanessa shared the big news with her Twitter followers along with a photo, saying:
"Married this gentleman two hours ago xo.”
“Thanks Stevie for marrying us!”
The winter wedding took place at the foot of some non-snow-covered hills and while there was luckily no Landslide, there was plenty of love!
Vanessa looked radiant in her form-fitting, long-sleeved white dress. Both she and Stevie wore crowns of flowers in their hair too!
Ch-ch-check out the pics from the special day below!
Congratz, you two!
[Image via Twitter.]