Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
When we think of Duck Dynasty, the first thing we think of is
homophobia their beards!
Phil Robertson's recently ridiculous and offensive remarks aside, the rest of the cast of Duck Hunters actually shocked us in photos from their past, which were noticeably beardless!
BEFORE! Here's Jase Robertson, his wife Missy, and their family! Clean cut, All-American…looking like a Gap ad from the 1990s!
AFTER! Whoa! Jase went from a 5 o'clock shadow to a midnight darkness! What a beard!
BEFORE! Here's Willie Robertson and his family posing for a picture on the sand dunes looking like they just got done with a yachting excursion!
AFTER! Yacht? Willie looks like he could command a pirate ship in the Caribbean with those whiskers!
BEFORE! Jep Robertson looks like he just got done with a modeling session!
AFTER! What happened to Jep?! Where's - oh, THAT'S Jep? Really? Wow.
This makes us wonder if all the beards, bandanas, camo are just decoration created by A&E to make it feel more authentic!
We're not sure if the Robertsons would be as inneresting to viewers if they were in polos!