This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
This isn't even dreaming big, this is dreaming the impossible!
Steven Hirsch, the company's founder & co-chairman, said that the royal pair are the most wished by the company of ALLLLL the celebrities for a sex tape.
Not only this, but this is the THIRD year in a row the couple have topped the list!
"Kate's pregnancy and birth to Prince George only made the couple more popular. They project natural good looks and good health and their stature on the world stage is unparalleled. We know our chances of getting them to star in a sex tape are slim, but that's what wish lists are for."
Well, at least he KNOWS the chances are slim to none!
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