But now it's straight up cancelled!
Ticket holders were sent the following email on Friday:
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Uh oh, clean up on aisle four
Jonah Hill was seen getting ready to eat organically Monday, and while we wish that were a sexual euphemism, he was accompanied by his new mystery girlfriend at the grocery store!
We reported earlier how Jonah and this enigmatic lady were seen heading off to the gym together, and now they were spotted enjoying the fruits of their labors:
actual fruits their bodies!
Look at the two of them getting up in each others' grills like they're just about to kiss! Their hearts must be beating a
mile aisle a minute! Ours certainly are!
This Wolf of Wall Street is definitely on the prowl!
Congrats Jonah and whoever-you-are! We hope you two get cuddly tonight for New Years Eve!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]