Will this feud -- and the associated lawsuits -- ever end??
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The velvet-voiced Sherlock star was looking suave, seksi, and just a touch penisive.
PENSIVE! We meant to say pensive! LOLz!
If Russia is trying to outlaw gay thoughts, how is this cover even legal?!
Because we're pretty sure this photo of Sherlock could solve a lot of mysteries for some conflicted young men.
[Image via GQ Russia.]