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Enrique Iglesias Talks At A Not-So-Great Length About His Penis Size & How There's "Not A Lot To Show Off!"

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According to Enrique Iglesias, size does matter! At least when going full frontal!

In a recent interview, Enrique revealed a very small, tiny admission about one of his members that might not be so memorable:

“I go skinny-dipping if there are no paparazzi around…I’m not going to tell you because it would ruin my career. There’s not a lot to show off…My worst defect is from my waist down. I’m sorry, no, that’s not my worst defect…but it is a little curved.”

So what if just like a lower case "d," you're small and curvy? That doesn't make you a Freak, just unique!

It's like they say, it's not the size of the penis on the man, but the size of the man that penis is in!

Wait, uh…we're not sure that's an actual saying, but we'll just go with it.

No matter what size or shape (or lady friend) you come in, Enrique, you can still be our hero, baby!

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4 comments to “Enrique Iglesias Talks At A Not-So-Great Length About His Penis Size & How There's "Not A Lot To Show Off!"”

  1. jsqtsa says – reply to this


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    well i read it somewhere that he didn't have a big dick a looooooong time ago…i'm guessing 5.5 or 6? i'm not sure…

  2. Dan says – reply to this


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    He's probably a grower, not a shower.

  3. CHINESE READ MINDS!!!! says – reply to this


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    Asians all together can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
    THIS IS NOT A JOKE OR A MEME! This is the absolute complete truth!!!!
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    Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
    Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.
    .
    All Asians are keeping their mind reading abilities a secret, they don't want ANYONE to know they can read minds! They value hiding it more than their own lives!!!
    .
    Try thinking, and visually picturing things as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, it works if you try enough!!!
    .
    PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!

  4. geneva says – reply to this


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    Well, isn't he part-Asian?