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Enrique Iglesias Talks At A Not-So-Great Length About His Penis Size & How There's "Not A Lot To Show Off!"
According to Enrique Iglesias, size does matter! At least when going full frontal!
In a recent interview, Enrique revealed a very small, tiny admission about one of his members that might not be so memorable:
“I go skinny-dipping if there are no paparazzi around…I’m not going to tell you because it would ruin my career. There’s not a lot to show off…My worst defect is from my waist down. I’m sorry, no, that’s not my worst defect…but it is a little curved.”
So what if just like a lower case "d," you're small and curvy? That doesn't make you a Freak, just unique!
It's like they say, it's not the size of the penis on the man, but the size of the man that penis is in!
Wait, uh…we're not sure that's an actual saying, but we'll just go with it.
No matter what size or shape (or lady friend) you come in, Enrique, you can still be our hero, baby!