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Madonna Has A Penis-Shaped Pipe! See Her Madgesty's Royal Dong Bong HERE!

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Wow! This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "smoking pole"! LOLz!

Madonna may be spending time with sexy surfer Sean Penn again, but she's keeping another high hard one under glass!

The Vogue singer shared this amazing pic of her new dong bong on Instagram, along with a very innuendo-rific message! She wrote:

"Out with The Old in with the New!! Happy New Year!"

In with the new, eh? That's one way to make the New Year happy!

Well, actually it's two…

[Image via Instagram/Stephan Schraps/Future Image/WENN.]

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19 comments to “Madonna Has A Penis-Shaped Pipe! See Her Madgesty's Royal Dong Bong HERE!”

  1. The Truth Hurts says – reply to this


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    Desperate plea by old aging performer for attention.

    The Truth Hurts



  2. 2

    Re: The Truth Hurts – What do you mean "aging"? She's AGED, OLD and FORGOTTEN. She's a very sad and tragic crone that everyone avoids like the plague

  3. Do not Sweat for me says – reply to this


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    If I found out my mom had a cock shaped bong, I'd probably be slightly traumatized.



  4. 4

    My sympathies to her children. May the new year bring them plenty of therapy.



  5. 5

    Again… time to grow up Madonna. I'd be so embarrassed if my Mom acted like this - I wouldn't take her anywhere. Retire or go back to making music like the "Ray of Light" album where it was more mature for the sake of everybody, including your legacy.

  6. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    At her age, and the way she looks these days, this is the only way the HAG can get something up her rancid gnarly ole cooter…and, yes, talk ’bout desperate for attention…I mean, the broad has how many kids ??? And this is what she goes about show'n off ??? Path-etic ! There really oughta be a law against CELEBUTARDS breeding and adopting kids, 'specially ethnic ones who have no choice in the matter ….

  7. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    She is obviously having HUGE issues aging, and being OUT of the spotlight…poor ole pathetic HAG…she AND Demi Whore oughta start a club…..

  8. ohmy says – reply to this


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    Desperate old dried up has been.

  9. Gonzo says – reply to this


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    Lourdes and Rocco must be very proud of Mama.

  10. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Lol.



  11. 11

    yes. they have a horrible upbringing…when I saw rocco dancing on stage breakdancing and having fun in a.c. last year on Madonna's tour what he really wanted to be doing was being raised by middle class parents in middle America. he looked plain miserable..give me a break. those kids have seen the world and there mom is Madonna. something tells me they are doing just fine. she aint the first mom in the world to smoke herb.

  12. CK. says – reply to this


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    Re: cKasper – I doubt she even smokes it. Probably doesn't even know how to use the thing, at least for what it's intended.

  13. GagaFIED says – reply to this


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    GROSS! Madonna, you're 55 for goodness sake!! That's just as sad as you showing off your ass on your latest tour!! Take that FLAT pancake to the House of Gaga for some sweet syrup!! Gaga's got a beautiful ass!! And it's sexy when she sings, "last night, damn you were in my sex dreams!!"



  14. 14

    Madonna is still crazy!!! I am happy for her and the new bong!!

  15. louise says – reply to this


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    u are bunch of apes..madonna beats lady ugly caca to become highest paid musician,2013..also madonna win big at 2013 billboard music award,,1-top dance artist 2-top touring artist 3-top dance album-so now u tell me whos being outa spot light..lol that caca n her art flop album..by the way caca cant even dance.loooool

  16. louise says – reply to this


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    Re: Do not Sweat for me – u idiot im sure u livin in the cave .old and forgoten is ur mother u dork–madonna beats lady gaga to become highest paid musician.madge still rocks ..so fuck offf all u morons



  17. 17

    This from a mother of 4 children. smh

  18. Truth Hurts For Sure says – reply to this


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    Re: Do not Sweat for me – Aged, yes…old..yes…forgotten NO! Forgotten is Janet Jackson, Mariah Carey or even Lady Gaga after 5 years only…Madonna has the most successful tour of 2012 and is the most paid musician of 2013, she isn't forgotten at all.

    truth hurts for sure!!

  19. :) says – reply to this


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    Re: Be-Atch – I bet your mother is worse then her LOL, the difference is that nobody knows her