That's right, Kim Kardashian is apparently not buying the popular interpretation of what happened!
Wow! This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "smoking pole"! LOLz!
The Vogue singer shared this amazing pic of her new dong bong on Instagram, along with a very innuendo-rific message! She wrote:
"Out with The Old in with the New!! Happy New Year!"
In with the new, eh? That's one way to make the New Year happy!
Well, actually it's two…